Situation 1:
Cop pulls up next to me at a red light..
Cop: Thats a nice car there, son
Me: thanks
Cop: sounds nice and loud too
Me: thanks
Cop: ok, pull over....
Kept me on the side of the street for 45 mins inspecting my car saying that it was an illegal exhaust (passed sniffer 3 days prior, had cats and everything), telling me he was gonna have the car towed, call and cancel my insurance and that i would never drive this car again, because i was "lying and my cats were fake, and lyign to an officer means jailtime" and after all that.....let me go.
Situation 2: driving home from the cottage with my gf, having a nice cruise, doing maybe 10 over (in kilometers mind you)
Cop: is that your girlfriend?
me: yes
Cop: do you value her life?
me: of course i do
Cop: then you shouldnt drive so stupidly, or you are going to kill her.......heres your ticket
gave me a ticket for 120km/h in a 90........$400 ticket
hate cops................