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Old 08-18-04, 01:04 AM
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Tonight! I got pulled over twice on the way home to the military base, just because the roads were wet. First cop simply stops me to check if I'm drinking, and tells me to "be careful with this thing on the wet roads". LESS than 10 minutes later, a military police officer pulls me over and "checks for alcohol" and asks me if the car "is snakey through first on these roads". I tell him yes, it's very light in the rear, and that I drive it as slow as possible so as to make sure I don't get pulled over. He gives me the verbal pat on the back "that is a good idea" and tells me to have a good night. How am I supposed to have a good night with a spotlight in my driver's mirror for a good portion of it. Nothing better to do....at all.
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