I have a TON but I will just highlight the most interesting one.
Me and my girlfriend at the time were on a road trip in my cobra to Washington DC and were drivin thru some backwards ass town in Virginia at about 2am looking for a hotel for the night. I pull into a parking lot of some shopping center to look at the map as we had directions to a hotel in the area. As I pulled into the parking lot, a cop was leaving and I saw him stare at me thru his window like my head was on fire. I think "ok...wtf" and drive into the parking lot. I see the cop do a 180 in the street and fly into the parking lot behind me. He gets out, hand on his gun and orders me to get out of the car and put my hands on the hood. He said I was suspected of street racing... Apparently earlier that night there was a race and a car got away from the cops. So while I wait spread out on the hood, 2 other cruisers pull up. By this time my g/f is freakin out and crying. After about 15 mins of talking to the cop, one of the cops from another cruiser comes up and takes the officer aside. They say "We're sorry sir, but apparently this is not the car we were looking for." So I am pissed at this point and demand to know why they thought it was me. Thay say because it was a red sports car. I wanted to know what kind of car it really was and they said it was a red camaro...WTF. So after I get my g/f calmed down we go on our way. I must add that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the state of Virginia. I go to school at Virginia Tech (I'm from near Pittsburgh (Wheeling, WV) and I've had nothing but problems with law enforcement in this state.