I had a loose stool once. Added a couple of 1" deck screws to it, and it ceased to be loose, anymore.
Anyone else find it hilarious that they named those Olestra chips "WOW!" when you consider the side-effects...?
And, in other news, shares for the makers of Depends adult diapers shot up 25% upon the announcement of this drug and its associated side-effects...
Additional cheeseball note: This reminds me a lot of the rathergood.com song/animation "Anal Seepage." Perhaps Alex foresaw the coming of this wonder drug...?
