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Old 07-07-07, 01:05 PM
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I don't tend to cut people's fingers off and put them into a sammich. Not much meat to a finger,and besides it would be quite boney.
Thats not what I ment. I ment........oh never mind, Im sure your parents will tell you when your old enough
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Old 07-07-07, 01:14 PM
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Highly unlikely... They're dead.
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Old 07-07-07, 01:23 PM
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Highly unlikely... They're dead.
Sorry to hear that

So I guess I will tell you after all. When two sammiches love each other one sammich will put his dill pickle in the other sammich and spread mayonase around. After the mayonase sits out long enough it creates a life of its own and then you have alot of little finger sammiches
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Old 07-07-07, 03:50 PM
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Highly unlikely... They're dead.
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Old 07-07-07, 06:43 PM
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Old 07-07-07, 06:55 PM
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My parents are as dead as your sex life.
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Old 07-07-07, 06:58 PM
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My parents are as dead as your sex life.
Your fathers in forensics no?
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Old 07-07-07, 07:03 PM
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Your fathers in forensics no?
You cought me.


You must have found his myspace, like you found BK gf's myspace page.
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Old 07-07-07, 07:06 PM
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You cought me.


You must have found his myspace, like you found BK gf's myspace page.
Its ok, mine are dead too.
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Old 08-14-07, 11:13 AM
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Turf War

Ok all you 5.0 Talk Posse members that think you can just slowly come to where the grass is greener and take over.

Well we're not gonna take that lying down! Co and I are standing up and saying....HECK NO.....5.0 Posse is for homos!

Who's with us!!?


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Old 08-14-07, 11:19 AM
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We are?

They have big guns an stuff.

ATTENTION ALL VOLUNTEERS:

BEWARE OF GIRL BOMB AT POST 95...NSFW IN SOME COUNTRIES!!!!

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Old 08-14-07, 11:19 AM
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Old 08-14-07, 11:23 AM
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the royal 'we'...you know the editorial...
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Old 08-14-07, 11:25 AM
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5.0 posse? Going back in time are we?
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Old 08-14-07, 11:32 AM
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Old 08-14-07, 11:33 AM
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OK...you are either with us or against us. CHOSE!!!

Our side has cookies and cake.
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Old 08-14-07, 11:33 AM
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This isn't going as planned.....
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Old 08-14-07, 11:34 AM
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And we don't have rainbow trees in our backyard.
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Old 08-14-07, 11:34 AM
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Ok so what are we fighting for again?
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Old 08-14-07, 11:35 AM
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Don't play dumb...we'll hunt you down in your man woods.
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Old 08-14-07, 11:37 AM
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Old 08-14-07, 11:37 AM
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Don't play dumb...we'll hunt you down in your man woods.

he's got the sig! Get him!
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Old 08-14-07, 11:37 AM
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Ok so what are we fighting for again?

For turf man....TURF!
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Old 08-14-07, 11:41 AM
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No group has the insurance to cover me.
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Old 08-14-07, 11:43 AM
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No group has the insurance to cover me.

You're a liability. How bout doing some black-ops.
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