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08-14-07, 11:43 PM
|  | Whitey cashier gave me the wrong change at the supermarket today. | | Join Date: February 2000 Location: Canaduh
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Where's all these noobs coming from?
*SHICK-SHOCK*  |
08-15-07, 07:14 AM
|  | Last night I stabbed the same guy 7 times in a row. | | Join Date: October 2004 Location: Woodward Ave.
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We'll need some Tanks and a whole lot of bandaids if we are going to win the war against the 5.0 Posse... (Please no Smashing Pumpkin theme songs though) |
08-15-07, 07:18 AM
|  | there's nothing cool to put right here | | Join Date: March 2002 Location: Toms River NJ
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win the war??
NEVAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
08-15-07, 07:35 AM
|  | I shower with poo | | Join Date: November 2006 Location: Crest Hill, Illinois
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*looks at hand*
huh?
*notices that he is still holding the GRENADE  from yesterday*
aw crap  |
08-15-07, 07:55 AM
| | I shower with poo | | Join Date: November 2006 Location: Crest Hill, Illinois
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*runs into thread*
Look what I got! hehehehehehehe...............
so bring it on talk posse!
by the way....anyone have ammo for a M60?
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08-15-07, 07:58 AM
| | Last night I stabbed the same guy 7 times in a row. | | Join Date: October 2004 Location: Woodward Ave.
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Too bad we can't direct a gigantic rock to fall from the sky and just crush the 5.0 posse... That'd make all this arguing so much easier! |
08-15-07, 08:03 AM
|  | Official Member | | Join Date: October 2003 Location: Northwest, FL
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Originally Posted by 03ghoststang  who is offering the freaking cake and cookies  | Quote:
Originally Posted by COramprat Our team...the one taking on the SN Talk Posse...the...wait...we don't even have a name,
DOC?! WE NEED A NAME! |  IS THAT FREAKIN' CAKE AND COOKIES
IN YOUR LOCKER PRIVATE PYLE?!?!?!? |
08-15-07, 08:23 AM
|  | invalid | | Join Date: July 2006 Location: Baghdad, Iraq
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08-15-07, 08:23 AM
|  | 5th graders > me | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: Cincinnati area
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Originally Posted by COramprat Our team...the one taking on the SN Talk Posse...the...wait...we don't even have a name,
DOC?! WE NEED A NAME! |
I leave for 12 hours and the resistance starts to crumble.
How bout we call ourselves the Regulators.....regulating over this here property, and we're damn good too. Mount up bitches! |
08-15-07, 08:24 AM
| | 5th graders > me | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: Cincinnati area
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Originally Posted by Turkey Sammich That would be me. 
I just need a radio man, so I can call in and ask for permission to take out the IED or call EOD.  |
That's why I gave you the spec ops dune buggy full of explosives.....don't call anything in. You see anything suspicious or just see anything you don't like.....blow the damn thing up. |
08-15-07, 08:30 AM
| | Official Member | | Join Date: October 2003 Location: Northwest, FL
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08-15-07, 08:45 AM
|  | unModerator | | Join Date: December 2003 Location: the dark side of the moon/home of the 1999, 2003, 2005 & 2007 NBA CHAMPS!
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Originally Posted by Turkey Sammich You're a fraud  | Quote:
To viewers of his TV series, Bear Grylls is the daredevil adventurer who catapults himself into world's worst 'hellholes' and then survives on his wits alone.
But it has emerged that far from roughing it in brutal environments, the former SAS man actually spent nights in hotels during filming of his Channel 4 show.
The Eton- educated 33-year- old is also alleged to have choreographed parts of Born Survivor, with many of his spectacular stunts carefully set up by the production crew.
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Faking It? Bear Grylls in Born Survivor
Channel 4 last night began an investigation into the claims, which follow a number of embarrassing incidents in which programmes screened by the station were found to have misled the public.
Grylls's show attracted 1.4million viewers when it was shown in March and April, with audiences enthralled as he demonstrated gruesome survival tips that included sucking the fluid from fish eyeballs and squeezing water from animal dung.
But an adviser to Born Survivor yesterday claimed that many of his other escapades were not exactly as they seemed on TV.
In one episode filmed in California's Sierra Nevada mountains he was shown biting off the head of a snake for breakfast and boasting that he was living on 'just a water bottle, a cup and a flint for making fire'.
Viewers were not told that he was actually spending some nights in the Pines Resort hotel at Bass Lake, where the rooms have Internet access and is advertised as 'a cosy getaway for families' complete with blueberry pancakes for breakfast.
In another episode when Grylls declared he was a 'real life Robinson Crusoe' stuck on a desert island, he was actually on an outlying part of the Hawaiian archipelago and retired to a motel at nightfall.
Mark Weinert, a survival consultant brought in for the programme, said one show also wrongly gave the impression that the adventurer built a Polynesian- style raft using only materials around him, including bamboo and palm leaves for a sail.
Mr Weinert had in fact led a team that built the raft, which was then dismantled so that Grylls could be shown constructing it on camera.
In another episode, Grylls was filmed attempting to lasso 'wild' mustang in the Sierra Nevada, when the horses were actually tame and had been brought in by trailer from a nearby trekking station.
'If you really believe everything happens the way it is shown on TV, you are being a little bit naive,' Mr Weinert told the Sunday Times.
Channel 4 confirmed that Grylls had used hotels during expeditions and ordered the production company that made the programme to investigate the other claims.
A spokesman said: 'We take any allegations of misleading our audiences seriously.
'Bear does do all his own stunts and does put himself in perilous situations.
'But Born Survivor is not an observational documentary series but a "how to" guide to basic survival techniques in extreme environments. The programme explicitly does not claim that presenter Bear Grylls's experience is one of unaided solo survival.'
Grylls had earlier told how Channel 4 bosses had pitched the series to him, saying: 'We just drop you into a lot of different hellholes equipped with nothing, and you do what you have to do to survive.'
Last week Channel 4 had to apologise after it emerged that when Gordon Ramsay was shown appearing to spear a sea bass off the English coast for an episode of The F Word, the scene had been faked.
This month, the operators of the Richard & Judy premium rate TV quiz were hit with a record fine of £150,000 for a phone-in scandal.
Viewers had been urged to call in to the competition even though the shortlist of winners was closed.
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08-15-07, 09:04 AM
| | invalid | | Join Date: July 2006 Location: Baghdad, Iraq
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People would do anything to dis-credit a hero. It's sad. |
08-15-07, 09:05 AM
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chuck norris doesnt do his own stunts! |
08-15-07, 09:08 AM
|  | Cuthbert catcher | | Join Date: May 1999 Location: Anywhere except the Unemployment Line
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*looks for Tennessians*
-inspection complete-
*journeys to next thread* |
08-15-07, 09:14 AM
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08-15-07, 09:15 AM
| | invalid | | Join Date: July 2006 Location: Baghdad, Iraq
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Originally Posted by rbohm | Not uh. I'm bant proof. |
08-15-07, 09:51 AM
| | I shower with poo | | Join Date: November 2006 Location: Crest Hill, Illinois
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you can add biological weapons to the list DoC. I ate white castle yesterday and it aint looking to good. |
08-15-07, 09:53 AM
| | 5th graders > me | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: Cincinnati area
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Originally Posted by 04fullitgt you can add biological weapons to the list DoC. I ate white castle yesterday and it aint looking to good. |  Lethal combo of mustard and tear gas. Oh, and napalm. |
08-15-07, 09:54 AM
| | Cuthbert catcher | | Join Date: May 1999 Location: Anywhere except the Unemployment Line
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Originally Posted by 04fullitgt you can add biological weapons to the list DoC. I ate white castle yesterday and it aint looking to good. | Krystals  |
08-15-07, 11:30 AM
|  | I was going to show you my beaver, but my badger will have to do. | | Join Date: March 2003 Location: Washington State (the eastern part)
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Originally Posted by COramprat
Our side has cookies and cake.
| Cake? I'm in. Can I have the yellow kind with chocolate frosting?
I'll distract them with my boobs while you guys get 'em. |
08-15-07, 11:35 AM
|  | Official Member | | Join Date: March 2004 Location: Paradise
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Originally Posted by DrkGreenStang Cake? I'm in. Can I have the yellow kind with chocolate frosting?
I'll distract them with my boobs while you guys get 'em. | boobs |
08-15-07, 11:36 AM
| | 5th graders > me | | Join Date: September 2005 Location: Cincinnati area
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Originally Posted by DrkGreenStang Cake? I'm in. Can I have the yellow kind with chocolate frosting?
I'll distract them with my boobs while you guys get 'em. |
Sure, you can have whatever cake you want.
Can I stay behind and look at your boobs too while the rest of my army gets them?
P.S......all proposals must be pm'd to me for approval prior to implementation. Pictures and specs are required for all new weapons. |
08-15-07, 11:40 AM
| | Official Member | | Join Date: March 2004 Location: Paradise
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Originally Posted by DocG2828 Sure, you can have whatever cake you want.
Can I stay behind and look at your boobs too while the rest of my army gets them?
P.S......all proposals must be pm'd to me for approval prior to implementation. Pictures and specs are required for all new weapons. | Don't ya think you're being a little picky there Doc. Don't you think just the pics will suffice. I'm sure you don't really need specs to go with them!!
YOU WILL FORWARD SAID PICS OF NEW WEAPON TO ME AFTER YOUR INSPECTION! |
08-15-07, 12:22 PM
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