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05-03-07, 03:28 PM
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Doc
I can't believe you feel this way. After all we are family. Marry one, marry all. We are hurt that you feel this way and the only thing I can think to do is cook your dinner tonight since we are such a bother for you. So go get your demon alcohol and drink yourself silly. We still love you.
Maw |
05-03-07, 03:36 PM
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05-03-07, 03:39 PM
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05-03-07, 04:49 PM
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Doc, I called you a Waaaaaambulance...  |
05-04-07, 10:16 AM
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Okay Doc-
OMG now my in laws are now driving me crazy. My wife comes home yesterday saying they told her to file for bankruptcy, then I yelled at my father-in-law this morning and he said she didn't tell you everything, so I call the wife back and say you need to get your story straight you scared me and caused your dad to get upset and then she gets pissed...
I swear to god I'm gonna go to the beach and becaome a professional beach bum. You know I might even sell sunglasses in one of those little beach side stands. That would be so nice. No in laws. just me and the ocean. ahhhhhhhh |
05-04-07, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by kmterrill  Doc, I called you a Waaaaaambulance... | Is there room in there for two (or 3 if Strype wants in)... My wife just called and she has a cold 
So now I will be sleeping with a pregnant, snoring, uncomfortable, demanding woman in a twin bed 
I'm so screwed!!! |
05-04-07, 01:19 PM
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| |  You guys are some funny bastards!
The story just gets better and better. Come into my living room last night, just to see every freakin' member of her family sitting on every soft surface, and her mom says she wants to watch CSI. Maybe its just me, but I always let the owner of the house at least sit on something soft. My house has officially been taken over. Plus I've realized that I'm highly allergic to the dog they brought. I've felt like crap since they came.
Can that waaambulance get here any faster? Do they stock straight jackets on that thing!
ANd its ok maw....I only need 12 beers to put up with you. |
05-05-07, 06:16 PM
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Its over. OMG is all I can say. And to top off the love for my wife, I have developed bronchitis....but I just dropped my wife off at a grad party her friends were having so she can drink...and I'm gonna go get her later at like midnight.
Soooo......you guys(edit, and gals) better post some funny chit up here. I'm too sick to drink and too stressed to sleep! |
05-05-07, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DocG2828 So my wife graduates college this Friday. Her whole family has come up from TN. Right now there are her parents, her sister and husband....plus two young kids. Tonight her brother comes in...and then tomorrow her other sister comes in with her three kids. And they're all staying in my mutha f'n house. I have a bi-level....3 bedroom.....nice new house, but not very big rooms. I'm already going freakin' crazy! I came to work to get a break, but my nerves are shot. Its like I've separated from my body and my mind is just floating out in space.
Oh, and my mother and brother/wife are coming in, but at least they're getting a hotel. Noooo....not my wife's family. They think its fun to have 15 people in one little house.
Shoot me......plllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!:b ang:  | I feel your pain bro BELIEVE ME!!!
Hey just have really loud screaming sex and they wont come over any more!!  |
05-05-07, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Strype Okay Doc-
OMG now my in laws are now driving me crazy. My wife comes home yesterday saying they told her to file for bankruptcy, then I yelled at my father-in-law this morning and he said she didn't tell you everything, so I call the wife back and say you need to get your story straight you scared me and caused your dad to get upset and then she gets pissed...
I swear to god I'm gonna go to the beach and becaome a professional beach bum. You know I might even sell sunglasses in one of those little beach side stands. That would be so nice. No in laws. just me and the ocean. ahhhhhhhh |  |
07-06-07, 12:33 PM
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07-06-07, 12:35 PM
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cant dance but i will answer you |
07-06-07, 12:36 PM
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I think Sammich might be able to do a nice beer belly dance for you or something. He charges though.  |
07-06-07, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by fiveonv cant dance but i will answer you |
Welcome to SN new guy. Please create a thread and post recent pics of your ride.
Signed,
The Management |
07-06-07, 12:39 PM
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already have a few weeks ago |
07-06-07, 12:40 PM
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07-06-07, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Daggar I think Sammich might be able to do a nice beer belly dance for you or something. He charges though. | I can pay two slightly used cool ranch doritos and some cheese (little green) for his sammich |
07-06-07, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by orange92gt I can pay two slightly used cool ranch doritos and some cheese (little green) for his sammich | Careful now... if he gets the idea that his talents are worth that much, he'll start charging more. |
07-06-07, 12:43 PM
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07-06-07, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by orange92gt I can pay two slightly used cool ranch doritos and some cheese (little green) for his sammich | You know how I know your ghey |
07-06-07, 12:45 PM
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07-06-07, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Turkey Sammich You know how I know your ghey | Ill bite, how? |
07-06-07, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by orange92gt Ill bite, how? | Cause when sammich pictures you in a thong at night... |
07-06-07, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Daggar Cause when sammich pictures you in a thong at night... |
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