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07-23-07, 12:21 PM
|  | Administrator | | Join Date: February 2003 Location: Auburn, AL
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| | | Recently approved by FDA, weight loss drug ... interesting treatment effects
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07-23-07, 12:25 PM
|  | Please ask me how much my supercharger cost me. | | Join Date: April 2004 Location: Texas City TX
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| | lol loose stools are common |
07-23-07, 12:28 PM
| | Administrator | | Join Date: February 2003 Location: Auburn, AL
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You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work
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07-23-07, 12:29 PM
|  | invalid | | Join Date: July 2006 Location: Baghdad, Iraq
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| | Oh yay! Another fat people thread. |
07-23-07, 01:11 PM
|  | DEEP FAT FRY | | Join Date: March 2000
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| | So, basically it not only prevents fats from entering they system, but it punishes you for eating excess fats by making you crap your pants.
Interesting . . . |
07-23-07, 02:15 PM
|  | unModerator | | Join Date: December 2003 Location: the dark side of the moon/home of the 1999, 2003, 2005 & 2007 NBA CHAMPS!
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Originally Posted by deftsound  lol loose stools are common | how do you think you lose weight? |
07-23-07, 03:45 PM
|  | I fantasize about it being BIG! | | Join Date: April 2002 Location: not quite here
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| | wow, i thought everyone knew aboout this already. it was all over the news. supposedly you will crap your pants without warning. no stomach pains or gas, you don't know it's happening until the poop hits the pants. |
07-23-07, 03:58 PM
|  | Founding Member | | Join Date: April 2002 Location: MAINE
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| | oily spotting FTL  |
07-23-07, 04:35 PM
| | DEEP FAT FRY | | Join Date: March 2000
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| | Putting this in the guy who's banging your girlfriend's drink . . . FTW! |
07-23-07, 04:40 PM
|  | Thanks to Tim, I get off pretty easy. | | Join Date: February 2001 Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 1,496
| | Olean/Olestra has been around in potato chips for years. Nobody seemed to care that it loosened the stools. |
07-23-07, 04:53 PM
|  | Official Member | | Join Date: November 2004 Location: Toms River, New Jersey
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The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza. Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams.
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07-23-07, 04:54 PM
| | Thanks to Tim, I get off pretty easy. | | Join Date: February 2001 Location: Houston, TX
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07-23-07, 04:58 PM
|  | I need my gorilla to be about an inch longer. | | Join Date: November 2005
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| | One of my wifes co-workers takes this stuff. I called the wife and and had her ask if she had projectile dookey, the lady laughed and said no, unless you eat a ton of fat at once, you know when its coming.  |
07-23-07, 07:03 PM
|  | Official Member | | Join Date: September 2005
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Originally Posted by D Durden So, basically it not only prevents fats from entering they system, but it punishes you for eating excess fats by making you crap your pants.
Interesting . . . |
Actually I think it punishes all those people around you... Quote:
Originally Posted by D Durden Putting this in the guy who's banging your girlfriend's drink . . . FTW! | That's disgusting.
Who would want to bang a drink? |
07-23-07, 07:37 PM
|  | Resident Ranting Negative Nancy | | Join Date: July 2005 Location: Apache Junction, AZ
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| | I had a loose stool once. Added a couple of 1" deck screws to it, and it ceased to be loose, anymore. 
Anyone else find it hilarious that they named those Olestra chips "WOW!" when you consider the side-effects...? 
And, in other news, shares for the makers of Depends adult diapers shot up 25% upon the announcement of this drug and its associated side-effects...
Additional cheeseball note: This reminds me a lot of the rathergood.com song/animation "Anal Seepage." Perhaps Alex foresaw the coming of this wonder drug...?  |
07-23-07, 07:46 PM
|  | kooldawg's better half | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Moline, IL
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| | I ate those wow chips. I was drinking and a friend gave them to me. I ate half a bag. 
I know why they call them "Wow". |
07-23-07, 08:29 PM
|  | Official Member | | Join Date: February 2006 Location: Richmond, VA
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Originally Posted by Tx3nC Who would want to bang a drink? | some people will bang anything if they are horny enough |
07-23-07, 09:16 PM
|  | You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. | | Join Date: May 2001 Location: Naples, FL
Posts: 494
| | Some rich sob at the top of the ladder is playing the biggest joke on the world with all these pills and there great side effects. "ok, here is what we do, we'll come up with all these BS drugs that supposedly cure things, but all they really do is give people massive cases of unforseen explosive diareah, it'll be great!" |
07-23-07, 09:18 PM
|  | celibate sans pants | | Join Date: April 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Posts: 1,109
| | A true SN member has only one thing to say here....
PIITB! |
07-23-07, 10:27 PM
| | Resident Ranting Negative Nancy | | Join Date: July 2005 Location: Apache Junction, AZ
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| | Not after that person's been chowing down on WOW! chips, I would hope! Ewwww...  | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Rate This Thread |  Linear Mode | | 
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