Mustang Man Laws

[chrisconsin]

setting off car alarms in the mall parking garage is only fun 1 time...you dont need to do it every day...put some mufflers on your car kid that thing sounds like crap anyways...one person in perticular i kno should not own a mustang he gives us a bad name

Im not sure what setup your talking about, but i love running straight off my long tube headers. I cant speak for my neighbors. But I wouldn't consider that "ricer" in my opinion thats as american as you can get in an exhaust.

I know a couple 70's muscle cars came came from the factory with my sidedump setup. Can't remmber what ones, I think mopar.

 

[whyask]

DEAR GOD MAN, i did that for 3 days and couldnt hear my self think ..your brave !

 

[T-Sho]

First off I want one of thoes special 2000 GT-R V-6 Rotary turbo Mustangs with headers!And it runs 11's with stock 16" wheels!

I think my neighbor has one of those

 

[forum155pl]

NO fog lights next to the pony in the grill
NO seatbelt pads
dont rake the suspention (too much anyways)

i think everyone will agree with this one DONT DRIVE IT LIKE AN IDIOT nobody thinks your cool when you weave in and out of traffic like a madman!

 

[chrisconsin]

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

 

[MrGame]

NO fog lights next to the pony in the grill
NO seatbelt pads
dont rake the suspention (too much anyways)

i think everyone will agree with this one DONT DRIVE IT LIKE AN IDIOT nobody thinks your cool when you weave in and out of traffic like a madman!

really? i do that sometimes

 

[rlntlss]

16.no hitches (need a hitch buy a truck)

 

[jivepepper]

If you're over 35, don't try to have sex in it. You'll only pull a muscle, and embarrass yourself in front of the babysitter.

 

[the98stang]

Here's an example of what to do exactly the opposite of http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford...oryZ6236QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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God that motor is INSANE too...too bad the body/interior looks like a riced out POS .
4.56 gears, 22lbs of boost, and 125 shot. That thing is pushin HUGE power...

 

[streethorse]

Do not repair body damage with duct tape..... fix it right.

 

[T-Sho]

If you're over 35, don't try to have sex in it. You'll only pull a muscle, and embarrass yourself in front of the babysitter.

I'm 23 and I still pulled a muscle The fact that I'm 6'2" didn't help either

 

[Matt's 03 GT]

You all need to try in a Toyota Hi-Lux pickup... talk about strained muscles! I couldn't walk right for a week!

 

[LaserSVT]

Here's an example of what to do exactly the opposite of http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford...oryZ6236QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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I did not know that Machs were SOHC and 6-speeds and avaliable as a convertable.

I dont know, make the doors open right, tone down the stereo, get rid of the grafix and it would be a pretty sweet stang, i would drive it.

 

[whyask]

17) when attempting such crazed sex acts, TO MANY GAUGES (RICER) my get in the way ...i.e. only install gauges YOU NEED ! dont buy 10 gauges that have no use...example AIR/FUEL guage, if its not the real thing you look like a duch bag !

 

[CobraRed_96_GT]

17) when attempting such crazed sex acts, TO MANY GAUGES (RICER) my get in the way ...i.e. only install gauges YOU NEED ! dont buy 10 gauges that have no use...example AIR/FUEL guage, if its not the real thing you look like a duch bag !

does this mean i should take off my in-cabin tire pressure gauge

 

[Saleen311]

I did not know that Machs were SOHC and 6-speeds and avaliable as a convertable.

I dont know, make the doors open right, tone down the stereo, get rid of the grafix and it would be a pretty sweet stang, i would drive it.

its DOHC, he either messed up when making the auction about the 6 speed or he swapped on in there, and its not a convertable.

 

[T-Sho]

Law #............I lost track) Whenever someone in a clearly inferior automobile (i.e. Hyundai Elantra, Dodge Neon, unmodded V6 Mustang, 1985 POS Pickup, etc.) pulls up next to you on the road wanting to race you calmly pull over, get out of your car and slap the other driver for being an idiot. Then you calmly get back into your stang and continue on your way.

 

[chrisconsin]

Do not repair body damage with duct tape..... fix it right.

bondo, right?

 

[Heratik]

No carbon fiber hoods, ricers own that!

Provided it's painted to match the body I don't see anything wrong with a carbon fiber hood.

DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

 

[OhOhGT]

Maybe its just me, but...


Mustang Man Law (#?)- No Automatic Car Washes.