You know what grinds my gears?

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Here is what i have to say, not all immigrants are the problem. I feel that i am an immigrant even though my grandfather came here in the 40s, i myself was not born here, i came here when i was 10 years old from eastern europe. The reason why my family moved here is because its the best piece of land on this planet for a human being. I was glad to learn american ways, language, holidays, and everything else. I love being here its given me opportunities at a great life. WHAT PISSES ME OFF is people who come here and talk sheet about the place, or refuse to learn the language, or abuse the system or call people who join the military losers. That just ticks me off because every one i know has dedicated their life to law enforcement or the military. What is also not right is people who talk crap about the US and all they do in return is just take take take and sell drugs on the side to make money or do some other illegal or immoral acts. TRY AND GO TO EMIGRATE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND SEE HOW YOU GET TREATED, THEN THOSE PEOPLE WILL REALIZE THAT THIS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST NATION ON THE PLANET. I can go on for hours........
 
I don't usually have any real annoying problems that are work related.

I'm licensed in general pest control, and the most annoying thing I ever encounter is the occasional obnoxious dog, and Ive had a gun pulled on me by a couple paranoid home owners a time or two. :notnice:
 
if you're gonna complain about your job that much, get a new one.

Everyone complains about their job. Hell i have a million of my own i could list out. They aren't as funny though as this thread :)

I liked the CC decline one. I watched a woman try to pay for a $2 coffee with 3 declined credit cards! She finally found $2 in change and they proceeded to hop into her $60K E-class benz and drive off. Priorities people!
 
I take orders on parts all day....here's the little things that build up until I go home and have to kick my dog around until I feel better.

- People who don't speak English. I speak Spanish too, and I can hear you asking your mom if it's ok to order these wheels, but it pisses me off when you call me from Kansas and you don't speak English. I was married to a Mexican chick and I still feel this way, hell my kids are half Mexican and I still feel this way. When you call me from south texas or miami I kind of understand, but freaking KANSAS!?

- Don't order freaking parts when you're driving. I have customers call me, reading the catalog, and then they're like "hold on for the credit card, it's kind of hard to read while I'm driving". SERIOUSLY!?

- Speaking of Catalogs....don't freaking call me while you're flipping through the catalog, do you expect the waitress to wait on you while you look through the menu? I've had customers waste up to an HOUR of my time while I listen to them flip through the book, and this is with me HELPING them try to find what they're looking for

- STOP TRYING TO MAKE YOUR V6 FAST.....

- Your credit card is declined, it's embarassing, I don't care that you have a 25,000 dollar credit limit, call me back with a card that works.

- Don't get pissed at me because your parts came damaged, fedex pays like 12 bucks an hour, you really think that guy gives a ***** about your gas tank or fender? Yell at him, hell he's the one you can see in person anyway.

- Be realistic in your expectations. Don't call me on Friday at 4pm and expect me to have parts across the country for a Saturday delivery. I can do it, but I PROMISE you the shipping is going to cost more then the part.

- SPEAK ENGLISH. If you're from Alabama, North Carolina, Mississippi, or some other bumpkin state you need to take a real listen to the crap that is coming out of your mouth. African American southern folks might as well be speaking Latin....I don't understand it at all.

- Stop calling me and asking me how much a set of wheels are when you have 50 bucks in your bank account, the price change in the catalog (10 bucks) is not affecting your decision, you and I both know this.

- Stop being a grumpy SOB on the phone with me, I didn't piss in your cheerios, don't make my day suck even more.

- You have an original GT500, you want the best for it, I understand.....please keep in mind that it's a car and I do this for a living. You're the only guy within driving distance in your area that has one, I'm proud of you, but I know 20 guys just like you and I'm not impressed.

- Cold air intakes don't add that much power, just ****ING PICK ONE ALREADY!!!!

- It's the constant voltage regulator ALWAYS.



I'm going to add more as I think of funnier ones then this, but the list has been started :)


I take offense to the statement about african americans from the south. African american right here born and raised in the south and can speak correct english and urban dialect. But enough of all that just my thoughts.