Ford Dealer Training Thread

ThRippeR

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The amount of incorrect feedback I have seen here about the 2005 Mustang that was received from a Ford Dealer is rediculous. You would think that a dealer would be much better educated on their iconic Mustang. Apparently not. So, I have decided to create a training summary for Ford Dealers. Listen up class.

1) The production 2005 Mustang will be a 2 seat vehicle with 19 inch wheels. The rear seats have been eliminated for emissions reasons.

2) All Mustangs but one will begin pricing at under $20,000.00. The only exception to this will be the GT-R which will cost approx. $50,000.00 because of the performance badging.

3) The 2005 Retro Styling will only be available on 1500 units in the first year. All other models will use the current styling.

4) The Shelby Mustang will replace the Cobra, and will only be available in a Silver color and with a rediculous Front Cowl. Custom gold front wheels will also be available as an option.

5) Stripes are illegal in California and the addition of stripes will void your warranty. In fact, once your 2005 Mustang leaves the lot, the warranty is void.

6) The front-wheel drive GT will feature a solid front axle and Independant Rear Suspension for better handling.

7) Chevy Trucks are direct competition for the 2005 Mustang.

8) Ron Jeremy loves Mustangs.

9) The Backseat of a 2005 Mustang is comfortable (for MILF sales).

10) :owned:

Hopefully this will help you to better assist your customers. We are on to your lack of knowledge.
 
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lol i agree with the lack of knowledge....I went to a job intervuiew the other day at a ford dealer. He was askin me questions about the new mustang and everything he told me was wrong. By the end of the intervuiew he knew all about the new stang though ;)
 
:rlaugh: I love #8. Maybe it should be changed to "Ron Jeremy loves rounded Mustangs."

(I'm anxiously awaiting Ron Jeremy's response: "No, I do not like rounded Mustangs. I like flat and squared cars like the 2005 Mustang. I hate cars like the Honda Accord that look like tear drops. All cars are ugly that have curves and look like tear drops. The left-winged liberals like cars that look like tear drops. :flag:"

:D
 
Stangston said:
:rlaugh: I love #8. Maybe it should be changed to "Ron Jeremy loves rounded Mustangs."

(I'm anxiously awaiting Ron Jeremy's response: "No, I do not like rounded Mustangs. I like flat and squared cars like the 2005 Mustang. I hate cars like the Honda Accord that look like tear drops. All cars are ugly that have curves and look like tear drops. The left-winged liberals like cars that look like tear drops. :flag:"

:D

You did that so well, at first I thought my post blocking was not working... then I realised it was an impression. The odd thing is I still had the urge to block the post. :shrug: Insert shudder smiley here.

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Stangston said:
:rlaugh: I love #8. Maybe it should be changed to "Ron Jeremy loves rounded Mustangs."

(I'm anxiously awaiting Ron Jeremy's response: "No, I do not like rounded Mustangs. I like flat and squared cars like the 2005 Mustang. I hate cars like the Honda Accord that look like tear drops. All cars are ugly that have curves and look like tear drops. The left-winged liberals like cars that look like tear drops. :flag:"

:D


What ever happened to Ron Jeremy anyway?