There is this kid with a red Nissan Sentra (the old boxy models). He has 18" wheels, no drop, big ractive stickers on the rear windows. His car sounds like a loud wet fart. You can hear it miles and miles away.
One day I was talking to my friend on the side of the road and this kid drives by. I wave to him and he stops. I tell him "Hey your POS sounds like a loud annoying fart! Why don't you put on a normal muffler? Why do you pretend to have a strong engine when everyone laughs at you? Want to know how a real engine sounds like?" My car was running so I open the door and step on the gas and revved the crap out of my mufflerless 302
The guy turned as red as his car and told me to F-off lol He took off as fast as he could but his car was about as quick as a moped. 
You should hear how loud his car is!!! I hate these kids because THATS the reason why cops will hunt down loud cars V8, V6 or 4 banger.
Next up: I go to blockbuster (wanted to rent the original Gone in 60) so I park next to a bunch of ricers (the parking lot is a ricer hang out). The guy in a light blue integra looks at my car and laughs. I didn't say anything but when I got out of blockbuster and into my car I told him "hey how much HP does your rice mobile have? I bet it has about the same as my windshield wiper motor". The guys started to get out of the car but I was already backing out. I aimed my car's butt to their car and did a little burn show hehe "Here this is the only way you guys will smell burnt rubber".
Good thing I keep a metal bar in my car. I have a feeling 4 or 12 ricers will jump on me hehe!
One day I was talking to my friend on the side of the road and this kid drives by. I wave to him and he stops. I tell him "Hey your POS sounds like a loud annoying fart! Why don't you put on a normal muffler? Why do you pretend to have a strong engine when everyone laughs at you? Want to know how a real engine sounds like?" My car was running so I open the door and step on the gas and revved the crap out of my mufflerless 302
The guy turned as red as his car and told me to F-off lol He took off as fast as he could but his car was about as quick as a moped. You should hear how loud his car is!!! I hate these kids because THATS the reason why cops will hunt down loud cars V8, V6 or 4 banger.
Next up: I go to blockbuster (wanted to rent the original Gone in 60) so I park next to a bunch of ricers (the parking lot is a ricer hang out). The guy in a light blue integra looks at my car and laughs. I didn't say anything but when I got out of blockbuster and into my car I told him "hey how much HP does your rice mobile have? I bet it has about the same as my windshield wiper motor". The guys started to get out of the car but I was already backing out. I aimed my car's butt to their car and did a little burn show hehe "Here this is the only way you guys will smell burnt rubber".
Good thing I keep a metal bar in my car. I have a feeling 4 or 12 ricers will jump on me hehe!
