So I am driving down sunrise highway on Long island this weekend, and I stop at a red light (which is a common thing!).
Next to me pulls up what was once a honda civic. Looking at it now however, I am not sure exactly what it is. its this blue and black painted...thing. It has a wine like a hairdryer on speed, an extra large hood scoop, and a tail wing that was easily higher than the roof. I won't even get into the number of stickers, decals and other assorted literature covering the sides, hood and rear.
Needless to say, I was not impressed.
So mr Jose Ricer decides to rev the lawn mower er, engine next to me. He wants to play. Light turns green, and he darts forward.
pfft. I leasurely accelerate and movedown the street to the next light, where ricer is waiting for me. He sneers at me and revs the engine more.
I ignore this, and when the light turns, he darts forward again showing off his large member.
Color me unimpressed. I leasurely go up to the next light, driving as casualy insulting as I can. At this point he's pissed. I am totaly dissing him by ignoring his car. More revs, more chest thumping. And he darts forward and shows off his 0-60.
in a 35 mph zone.
Right past a cop.
I leasurely drive past and give him a friendly little wave as he gets his ticket.
The steam boiling from his head was a sight to behold.
Next to me pulls up what was once a honda civic. Looking at it now however, I am not sure exactly what it is. its this blue and black painted...thing. It has a wine like a hairdryer on speed, an extra large hood scoop, and a tail wing that was easily higher than the roof. I won't even get into the number of stickers, decals and other assorted literature covering the sides, hood and rear.
Needless to say, I was not impressed.
So mr Jose Ricer decides to rev the lawn mower er, engine next to me. He wants to play. Light turns green, and he darts forward.
pfft. I leasurely accelerate and movedown the street to the next light, where ricer is waiting for me. He sneers at me and revs the engine more.
I ignore this, and when the light turns, he darts forward again showing off his large member.
Color me unimpressed. I leasurely go up to the next light, driving as casualy insulting as I can. At this point he's pissed. I am totaly dissing him by ignoring his car. More revs, more chest thumping. And he darts forward and shows off his 0-60.
in a 35 mph zone.
Right past a cop.
I leasurely drive past and give him a friendly little wave as he gets his ticket.
The steam boiling from his head was a sight to behold.
). Great story. Good job. Once again.... Rice=
"You're not worth my gas...I know I'll beat you anyway"
