Lol, know what my favorite trick is when doing something at the DMV? I go in at 4:55 (they close at 5:00) on Friday and let me tell you, those dreary-eyed zombies behind the desk become working fools! It's like watching a miracle seeing those drones come back to life! They do whatever it takes to get you out the door as quickly as they can, by whatever means necessary! For instance, when I went to change my dirtbike into my name and get an off-road sticker, I actually paid $4,000 for it, but didn't want to pay used tax on that amount, so I went in there with a handwritten (by me) bill of sale for $1,000. Guess what? They didn't even look at it, the lady waiting on me was pounding on the keys of her keyboard, sign here, give me a check for this amount and BOOM! Done, get out of here. I'm about the most honest guy I know in day-to-day life, but I refuse to give the state of California one more cent than I absolutley have to to operate my vehicles. All they do with it is back eco-groups to take my riding areas away and try to force me to make my vintage cars smog-legal anyway. Besides, they expect you to lie anyway, so why go in there telling the truth?