(someone or something ruined my Mustang stories)Highway+Deer+notmycar=funny

So my brother has a V6 mustang (I know I told him just to save for a real one) and he was coming off the highway at about 65 or 70 and hits a deer. So the deer flies over three lanes and lands in front of a huge SUV. Well the deer grew to about a quarter mile long:D , well at least what was left of it. He is a cosmetic person so he was pretty mad about his front bumper, projector headlights, hood, fender got destroyed. Well I guess i find this funny cause it is my brother but I think the deer taking flight was funnier then him crying about the car damage.:rlaugh: Anyone else have good "Someone or Something ruined my Mustang" stories?
 
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Ive never had my Mustang runined but one time I did have a deer run into my rear quarter panel. Right before my house there is a sharp turn that goes off to the left and once you get by it there are fields with apple trees so needless to say there are a lot of deer that hang around. As I was going around the corner my headlights were pointed to the right b/c the turn sweeps to the left so I did not even see him come from my left hand side and he ran right into my rear quarter panel. I was going about 30-35 MPH and it did no damage except leave a nose inprint and some deer snot on my fender. The deer got up and ran away. I was just thankful I did not hit it head on b/c I had a Cervini's Stalker front bumper on the Stang.
 
Not the mustang, but I hit a BIG dog in my g/f's grand am. I topped a hill in the country and it was waiting in my lane. It was watching an on coming semi truck. Guess once the truck passed it was going to continue to cross the road. :?

Anyway, the dog pooped all over the car. Guess I scared the chit out of him. There was poop from the front bumper, splattered on the windshield, on the roof, down the passenger door, on the side mirror, and yes, even on the top of the trunk and spoiler. :bang:
 
damage to the stang

I hit a hawk doing 90 on 495 in MA one summer. Just enough room between the front bumper and the emblem to let it slip through and hit the condensor. It didnt crack it, but let me tell you....it was a mess. I picked feathers out of it for a week.
 
I hit a hawk doing 90 on 495 in MA one summer. Just enough room between the front bumper and the emblem to let it slip through and hit the condensor. It didnt crack it, but let me tell you....it was a mess. I picked feathers out of it for a week.


Funny you mentioned that. A friend of mine was slapped in the face by a goose a few weeks ago. Why? It came through the windshiled!!!


Nothing with the Stang yet (knock on wood) ... but I just know as soon as I get her resprayed ... something will happen.
 
I hit a small bird going about 40 the other day. It got stuck under my wiper. I turned them on and he just rolled off and lay dead in the road.

Them good eatin. :rlaugh:
 
Not the mustang, but I hit a BIG dog in my g/f's grand am. I topped a hill in the country and it was waiting in my lane. It was watching an on coming semi truck. Guess once the truck passed it was going to continue to cross the road. :?

Anyway, the dog pooped all over the car. Guess I scared the chit out of him. There was poop from the front bumper, splattered on the windshield, on the roof, down the passenger door, on the side mirror, and yes, even on the top of the trunk and spoiler. :bang:

lmao:lol:
 
I have one too, but it's not a mustang one. I hit a full grown deer on rt24 in Rhode Island with my work truck when I worked for Allied Waste. It was a roll off dump trunk and I had a full 30yd dumpster on. The nose of the truck just blew up into a thousand pieces and the dear made it's way to the other side of the highway.:rlaugh: The boss wasn't a happy camper that day.:bang: