lol those are great, here's mine: A guy down the street has a 66 mustang, it has a 347 stroker, he claims it makes like 400, yet it wont spin a tire!!! and then the other guy I know, he has a 93 probe gt, he has an intake manifold on it and some headers and a huge fart can, he was saying that it spun through 4h when he bought it, so I said lets run, my **** wont even spin!! we lined up he did a big burnout, i turned em over a little bit, he says he will beep lol, ok so we take off he goes beep, beep then nails it, never hits the third beep, I take off and laid 7 cars on him lol, then he says it dosent run right and was back firing, I missed 3rd and 4th and still murdered him!!! man If I had $5 for every time I had that excuse after racin them i would have a terminator.