Mustang Man Laws

[WydOpn]

tailpipes should NOT extend 6 inches beyond the rear fascia



...and if you do this:

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2116714/2

to your Mustang, you should be shot.

 

[M.P. Cobra Fan]

...and if you do this:

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2116714/2

to your Mustang, you should be shot.

That's just f*****g wrong! The front looks like a spatula! Nice mounting on the
N2O kit. Real safe and secure mounting I am sure. F*****g dweeb!

 

[WydOpn]

The front looks like a spatula!

 

[smokin00GT]

tailpipes should NOT extend 6 inches beyond the rear fascia



...and if you do this:

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2116714/2

to your Mustang, you should be shot.

Looks like a stretched Mazda Miata! That thing is fugly!

 

[Mstg05]

Reguarding the "thumbs up" after racing another mustang:

If you lose, give a thumbs up for the other guy having a fast(er) stang.
If you win, give a thumbs up for the other guy trying in his (soon to be faster) stang.~ Cause you know he's gonna buy something to make it faster after losing

 

[mazen189]

can we just outlaw the v6 mustang in general....i mean seriously, what real man or real women own that piece of ****.

 

[03redgtstang]

dont b* and complain about problems that arise from you modding your mustang.

 

[geoffsgt]

(unless you violated rule #1, Thou Shall Not Purchase a 6 cylinder Mustang)

can we just outlaw the v6 mustang in general....i mean seriously, what real man or real women own that piece of ****.

Huh? More like, if you can't afford a V8 Mustang, but are still a Mustang fan, please buy a V6 Mustang, so Ford won't discontinue our favorite car.

They're all great lookin cars. They only go bad when people let them go bad.

 

[GettinThere]

dont b* and complain about problems that arise from you modding your mustang.

And the corollary is, don't rant about how much Ford sucks when you break something by modding and/or racing.

 

[Shiroelex]

Huh? More like, if you can't afford a V8 Mustang, but are still a Mustang fan, please buy a V6 Mustang, so Ford won't discontinue our favorite car.

They're all great lookin cars. They only go bad when people let them go bad.

Very true. I've seen some nice looking v6's, and some very quick ones. It's always been my philosophy of 'Work with what you have'. Who knows. The Cobra owners probably talk about us like we talk about the 6ers.

 

[WydOpn]

They only go bad when people let them go bad.

Exactly. Lets make that Mustang Man Law #67 (or whatever number we're at) - Never give up on your car and let it go bad.

 

[smokin00GT]

Don't ask me if it gets tire!

 

[mustang462002]

Mustang Man Law (#...): Always beat on the Subarus Evos and SRT'4s , yeah your car might be faster but you can't outrun ugly. Plus a Mustang is Sex on Wheels.

Mustang Man Law (#...): Whenever someone says your car is slow because its a Mustang either race him or kick his ass.

 

[T-Sho]

Mustang Man Law (#...): Always beat on the Subarus Evos and SRT'4s , yeah your car might be faster but you can't outrun ugly. Plus a Mustang is Sex on Wheels.

Mustang Man Law (#...): Whenever someone says your car is slow because its a Mustang either race him or kick his ass.

 

[WydOpn]

Mustang Man Law (#...): Always beat on the Evos

the best EVO quote of all time (ripped from someone's sig): "Having a fast EVO is kind of like coming out of the closet - you might surprise a few people at first, but in the end, youre still gay"

 

[T-Sho]

the best EVO quote of all time (ripped from someone's sig): "Having a fast EVO is kind of like coming out of the closet - you might surprise a few people at first, but in the end, youre still gay"

You guys are hilarious

 

[Stangsgrl]

Here's an example of what to do exactly the opposite of http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford...oryZ6236QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Beware, not responsible for reactions after viewing

 

[Stangdriver13]

just ruined a perfectly good mach, what a shame

If you own a v6 never try to put any type of exhaust on it and think that your car sounds good, or try to rev at a v8 stang because we just find it humorous
(had a kid do this to me in a walmart parking lot the other day, wasn't even a 99+
i just revved back at him and scarred have the ppl walking out in front of me pretty humorous)

 

[MrGame]

Don't say Mustangs suck for a stupid reason. I.E.: Not good in the rain/snow (no **** it's a rear-drive V8 car), it gets bad gas mileage (not true if it's driven properly), and it's slow (I'd bet a lot the person saying that couldn't beat a PI GT)

 

[LaserSVT]

First off I want one of thoes special 2000 GT-R V-6 Rotary turbo Mustangs with headers!And it runs 11's with stock 16" wheels!

No carbon fiber hoods, ricers own that!
No losing to a Honda, ever!
No Tornado "power adders".....$69 does NOT give you a 20% increase in HP