Yet another Ebay Disaster.

So, I emailed the guy and all I said was; "You can't be serious about the price?"

This is what I got back. What follows is a copy and paste of his email. "go f**k your mother j*ck*ff retard, go learn how to read, it says: "DO NOT GIVE YOUR OPINIONS OR LOWER OFFERS" j*ck @$$ f*gg*t.

Needless to say, I reported him.
Wow, he sounds friendly. :notnice:
Thats all I needed to hear. I am gonna go majorly screw with him now. Ill let you guys know how it turns out :nice:
 
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The email I just sent:
"I saw your beautiful car there and was seriously thinking about it. I do have a couple questions though. What kind of wheels are they? They look like race car wheels! Also I see the blower on the hood but how does it hook to the engine? Also how much boost does it have? $40,000 is a little out of budget. Would you entertain a lower offer? My Cobra just isnt cutting it for me anymore and need something with some real power. I was thinking if you wanted I could give you my 03 Cobra with alot of stuff on it and another $12000 cash? I am getting my second frontal labotomy tomorrow so it should work out fine."

:D After I got him hooked I will reel him in :nice: :rlaugh:
I cant wait to see his response! :banana:
 
I would bet money that's a 302 in there. I have several windsor's and 302's, it's very easy for me to eyeball the width of the intake to tell. I would put money on it.

So he's falsely advertising the engine also.
 
HEY! He replied! OMFGWTFBBQ!!! :rlaugh:
The dude is we-todd-ted :rlaugh: This is what he said to my email:
Well this car will take care of the power problem!! I'm not real sure on the wheels, they say, "Kelly charger." But I do know that they are used very little. Might be racing wheels. The blower hooks up to the throttle and when you press the gas it open the blower flaps to let more air in but a cop will ticket you. How much boost? Not real sure but the Holley 4 barrel makes it get up and go FAST, lol. Sometimes the wheels will spin at a complete stop, lol. It's a fun car but I need the money more right now. I mean everywhere I go in it people treat me like a king, everyone's cool and asking questions, NO ONE IN TRAFFIC IS AN ASS! I'm pretty stuck to the 40K price, just the model alone is insured for 35k not including the stereo, paint, blower, carb, rebuild, 13,700 original miles, leather interior, and the fact that it has all original stuff that is in as near to mint condition as I can think. The ins. company wouldn't insure for that stuff and i mistakenly told them that it has 137,700 miles not 13,700. If you're local you can test drive it, I just detailed it inside and out and it's clean as heck: 323-620-XXXX. Thanks for your interest!
-Mark


Allright! Lets have some fun! I want some input as to what I should tell him! I will screenshot my email after its sent so you guys can see I am really sending it too :nice:
 
i need to gather my thoughts i have been laughing way too hard for the past half hour to function. also, i need to go change my shorts since i pissed them because i was laughing so hard.

ask him how the butterflies open when they aren't even connected.
 
I feel sorry for this guy - because if he's trying to sell it for 40k - he must have close to 40k in it somehow. That craigslist link is a great example of a beautiful Grande. I don't think it's an ugly style body on the Mach1's, but this guy certainly did a great job.
 
So this is how I responded :D
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I feel sorry for this guy - because if he's trying to sell it for 40k - he must have close to 40k in it somehow. That craigslist link is a great example of a beautiful Grande. I don't think it's an ugly style body on the Mach1's, but this guy certainly did a great job.

If that guy has 40k in it, in must be in a duffel bag in the trunk!

Either that, or he's worse at managing money than Bernie Madoff!!

This guy is off his meds or something. He's either blatantly trying to defraud people, or he really is that stupid. Either way, I'm giggling like a school girl. Keep up the good work.