5.0s do not float

[Cobra912]

Police pursuit ends in drowning - Crime - Canoe.ca

 

[FrankenStang]

NOES!!!! Save it!!!

 

[Darkwriter77]

MY CARRRRR!!!!!

*looks out window to driveway*

Oh. Okay. Safe. Whew.

 

[Turd Tops]

My car looked like that...once

 

[capri debris]

It goes without saying... Darwin claims another one.
I feel bad for the guy who owns the car. Imagine how the call from the police to the owner went...
po-po: Is your car missing?
owner: I dunno... I keep it in the barn. Lemme check. OMG, it's gone!
po-po: Well we have cruisers chasing it as we speak. Wait a minute... the chase has ended.
owner: Is my car OK?
po-po: Uhhhh.... no. Seems the guy who stole it drove it into a lake.
owner: I'm gonna kill that guy!
po-po: Too late... the dumbass tried a swim escape and drowned. Now where would you like your submarine...er, I mean car delivered?

 

[Blandnuts]

Kristine claims another one.

 

[MAC'n89Blckstng]

What a god damn shame.

 

[flyby84]

Well...that`s one less notch.