I could murder someone right now
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my girlfriend didn't see me parked behind her in the driveway last night and backed into it with her f150.
yeah it's sunny, pretty chilly though. i won't be enjoying it cruising around in my car though.
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On page 243 of the Mans Handbook, it clearly indicates a cross reference to page 4, section 8 of the Womans Handbook whereupon it states that, and I quote:
"If at any time while exisiting as a female, if said female, while operating a motor vehicle, causes damage to a vehicle owned by a male partner, which whom you have been intimate with in the past 6 months (ie: boyfriend/husband/f**k-buddy/etc.) is bound by option 16 that mandates that you MUST allow said male partner to PIITB as often and as HARD as he deems appropriate until the damage of your anus is equal to, but not greater than, the damage caused to said vehicle."
"If at any time while exisiting as a female, if said female, while operating a motor vehicle, causes damage to a vehicle owned by a male partner, which whom you have been intimate with in the past 6 months (ie: boyfriend/husband/f**k-buddy/etc.) is bound by option 16 that mandates that you MUST allow said male partner to PIITB as often and as HARD as he deems appropriate until the damage of your anus is equal to, but not greater than, the damage caused to said vehicle."
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it's built for speed not longevity, woman
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