To which I'd say that would be 23:59 hours of potentially daily wasted video. Because I I did today was mow the lawn.
And promptly took one giant step right off this wall:
Right where the wall curves it's about 4.5-5 feet off the driveway. I'm backing up, pulling the lawnmower to realign it better to get close to the edge, and I literally take a step directly out in the air.
Now you can picture how I fell two different ways:
#1. The Wyle E. Coyote. One leg on, and one leg off when I realize that there is nothing under my right foot. Immediately followed by my downward drop.
#2. Timber! This would be me in more of a whole body driveway belly flop.
In reality it was neither. The actual calamity was like more of a building collapse as my right leg went off first causing me to lose balance and kinda hit the ground in a one-two-three pile. Right foot hits first, foot rolls out from under me, then to the knee, hip, shoulder. For a while I thought I broke my right wrist, as It somehow managed to get between me and the ground in some sort of attempt to stop my fall. It hurt like hell for the next hour.
I actually thought "I'm falling" as I spilled off the wall, and took note of the fact that once I let go of the mower, it shut off. Good thing I didn't drag that btch off with me, might've been a little more serious that a scraped up elbow, and a sprained wrist.
But purely for entertainment value, I'm sure it was funny as hell for somebody coming up the road to watch as I disappeared off that wall.
Yaahhhhhhhhh!!!
My wife sure did, Especially when I told her that I yelled God D**n it at the top of my lungs while still laying on the ground.
And promptly took one giant step right off this wall:
Right where the wall curves it's about 4.5-5 feet off the driveway. I'm backing up, pulling the lawnmower to realign it better to get close to the edge, and I literally take a step directly out in the air.
Now you can picture how I fell two different ways:
#1. The Wyle E. Coyote. One leg on, and one leg off when I realize that there is nothing under my right foot. Immediately followed by my downward drop.
#2. Timber! This would be me in more of a whole body driveway belly flop.
In reality it was neither. The actual calamity was like more of a building collapse as my right leg went off first causing me to lose balance and kinda hit the ground in a one-two-three pile. Right foot hits first, foot rolls out from under me, then to the knee, hip, shoulder. For a while I thought I broke my right wrist, as It somehow managed to get between me and the ground in some sort of attempt to stop my fall. It hurt like hell for the next hour.
I actually thought "I'm falling" as I spilled off the wall, and took note of the fact that once I let go of the mower, it shut off. Good thing I didn't drag that btch off with me, might've been a little more serious that a scraped up elbow, and a sprained wrist.
But purely for entertainment value, I'm sure it was funny as hell for somebody coming up the road to watch as I disappeared off that wall.
Yaahhhhhhhhh!!!
My wife sure did, Especially when I told her that I yelled God D**n it at the top of my lungs while still laying on the ground.