2 And bad juju for anyone linked to Watergate: In his autobiography, G. Gordon Liddy describes finding John Dean (whom he despised for “disloyalty”) alone in a room. Spotting sharpened pencils on a desk, Liddy fleetingly considered driving one into Dean’s throat. Or I guess you could stab yourself
In the second grade, I poked a teacher in the back of the leg with a pencil. I still remember her telling me that I gave her lead poisoning. Then I informed her that she had bad breath. She said that she had burritos for lunch.
*wham* And now the pencil is dissapeared! Okay Doc, you can get up now..... Doc? Doc? Comeon, give me my pencil back. . .. ... .... ..... Doc? *kicks Doc* *backs slowly out of room*