These two cows are in a field eating grass, hanging out. One cow looks over at his buddy and say's, "Dude, have you heard about the Mad Cow Disease news going around? It's really starting to scare me. I mean no beef exports, cow's being destroyed, people getting sick, a few deaths. You don't even know who's safe in the herd." The other cow stops eating, lifts his head, looks him in the eye and say's, "Doesn't matter to me, I'm a helicopter." You love it? Have a good weekend.