I got one sittin in my basement in great shape, if anyone wants or needs it, u can come pick it up for free.
"Where is it?" "Down in the basement there." "Where? I don't-" "Down there in the far corner, see it? Just go down and get." "Okay." Pushed from behind, the visitor tumbles down the stairs as the door to the basement is slammed shut and locked.
lol thats pretty funny i guess, if anyone wants it i will leave it on my front lawn at 3am, simply drive by and snag it. lol