Damn laws of nature

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  1. LIZARDKING New Member

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    Wy do women hit thier peak in thier late 30s early 40s?

    She's a fire that can't be put out.
    LIZARDKING, Dec 22, 2008
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  2. jlangholzj Active Member

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    well boo ****in hoo!!! lol...and your complaining about this... why??
    jlangholzj, Dec 22, 2008
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  3. PAzYearazzUP Banned

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    He's spent and now takes forever to get it back up is she was ready when he had his 3 minutes or less... Wadda you expect? Viagra?

    They put me on hold, me calling to see if a refill was ready... She comes back on the phone, says my Viagra was.. I stopped her and said I do not need Viagra and she put me back on hold. Where is that 40'yr old? She into daddy/daughter relations cause I am old.... and dirt T.
    PAzYearazzUP, Dec 22, 2008
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  4. LaserSVT black cloud overhead on a sunny day

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    You sound like Doc :nonono: "Wah, I have to have lots of sex, boo hoo :cry: " :fuss:

    Ass! :mad:

    I always thought that was unfair that men hit it at 18 and women are 32. Wish women woulda hit that super horney phase at 18 too :drool:
    LaserSVT, Dec 22, 2008
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  5. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    STP
    Strype, Dec 22, 2008
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  6. stykthyn Commander of the snuggie cultists

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    Laser, as a guy that prolly doesnt get laid a lot you might not realize that certain manly parts get sore after days a repeated use.
    stykthyn, Dec 22, 2008
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  7. stykthyn Commander of the snuggie cultists

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    Dead and Bloated FTW
    stykthyn, Dec 22, 2008
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  8. LaserSVT black cloud overhead on a sunny day

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    I fap regularly :shrug:

    While the past couple years have been less then eventful I have had phases in my life with too much sex and a very sore penis :nice: Of course I long for thoes days again :(
    LaserSVT, Dec 22, 2008
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  9. kck6894 New Member

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    I have to beat my GF off with a shovel. She's all kinds of ready ALL the time. A mans member can only take some much abuse! :(
    kck6894, Dec 22, 2008
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  10. stykthyn Commander of the snuggie cultists

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    Death by snu snu

    "the mind is willing, but the flesh is soft and spongy- Zap Brannegan"
    stykthyn, Dec 22, 2008
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  11. aar0s Founding Member

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    pics?
    aar0s, Dec 22, 2008
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  12. timeless2 Vi Veri Veni Versum Vicus Vici

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    :grouphug:
    timeless2, Dec 22, 2008
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  13. LaserSVT black cloud overhead on a sunny day

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    :lol: :rlaugh: <3 Futurama
    LaserSVT, Dec 22, 2008
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  14. MustangLX-5.0 Founding Member

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    Where do you guys come up with words like that?

    Wipe teh ghey pron off you computer..stop whinin about your woman bein horny.Enjoy it while you still can......get it up.. :lol:
    MustangLX-5.0, Dec 22, 2008
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  15. TheRican Emo Extraordinaire

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    The girl I was bagging went 5-6 times a night.

    Sex pistol and she is only 20.
    TheRican, Dec 22, 2008
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  16. Red_LX Doubt I could be of much help, unless you need por

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    Actually I believe it's- "The spirit is willing...but the flesh is spongy and bruised"



    I think most girls are really horny all the time, they just don't show it :shrug:
    Red_LX, Dec 23, 2008
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  17. MustangLX-5.0 Founding Member

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    Ever notice how the women never reply in threads like these? Go figure huh....
    MustangLX-5.0, Dec 23, 2008
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  18. LaserSVT black cloud overhead on a sunny day

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    What? Wait? I thought you were a girl? :scratch: Send back all that lengeri I sent you! :fuss:
    LaserSVT, Dec 23, 2008
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  19. Therian The Highlander

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    Too bad you were only involved in one of those times per night...

    [IMG]
    Therian, Dec 23, 2008
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  20. jstreet0204 New Member

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    Do you have to re-inflate her each time, or do you just leave her blown up all the time?:stick:
    jstreet0204, Dec 23, 2008
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