Damn laws of nature

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  1. MustangLX-5.0 Founding Member

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    Too bad,I gave it to bakos :lol:

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    I think he would've had to share the vibrator because NO guy can get it on that much in one night without some sort of stimulant.You guys know that once the gun fires,it takes at least an hour to (reload) ...after that each shot turns more into a put put put..and then damn...your hell tired.I went 3 times in one night a couple times with this chick I knew.After that,your manhoodd just gets sore and blue..not to mentioned...shrinkage :omg:

    He had some (Assistance) :rlaugh:

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  3. Red_LX I’m not much help unless you’re looking for porn!

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    I've done 3 times in one evening with my girlfriend, over the course of 3-4 hours. That's about my limit in that short of a time span.

    I think we also did 5 or 6 times over the course of a day once.

    Ah, it's fun. :) Especially after my ex...who claimed to be up for it "anytime" but then always either played hard to get or made it like pulling teeth to get her going.
  4. LIZARDKING New Member

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    She says I have "skills".

    Thats the secret. Show me a man who has no "skills", I will show you a woman I can take from him.
  5. stykthyn Commander of the snuggie cultists

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    dammit now you are going to make me pull out the DVD's
  6. LaserSVT Formerly known as *Zap* ImaSammich

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    Don't matter, had bacon.
    Nope, hes right:

    Zapp: (gasping) We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

    Ornik: It time snu-snu!

    Fry: Can't we just cuddle? [She scoops him up.] (screaming) Nooo!
  7. TheRican Emo Extraordinaire

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    I have managed 4 times before there was no action left. I am a young man, I can handle it.
  8. LaserSVT Formerly known as *Zap* ImaSammich

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    You just :owned: yourself :rlaugh:
  9. FrankenStang Moderator

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    OMGHI2U!! :D
  10. MustangLX-5.0 Founding Member

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    See...You can't tell on here most of the time.Most of the user names aren't genderized.So unless it's quite obvious (+1 comments on chick pics the way guys comment etc) or you just give it away,you'll never know.

    :shrug: Hey...I wouldn't have guessed.

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  11. XoStangBabyXo New Member

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    i beg to differ... :bs: i'm def. not shame to reply on a thread like this. i find them quite interesting actually. shows me more and more of how the male mind works..lol

    i def. disagree with the age 32 of women thing. i'm 19 and my guy def. has no complaints about not getting enough. if anything it would be the complaint of too much.. lol

    i think it depends on the female...
  12. MustangLX-5.0 Founding Member

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    How many of you guys out there with the women who just can't get enough,they go out and party or head to the local club often?
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