Duck ****!

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A lot of duck video's on Youtube. I once had some pet ducks. They were the big white ones. I had them as a little boy. They'd follow me everywhere. The fire ants got their ducklings, then the county's new coyote plan pushed the coyote's nearer our house. We never did find those ducks. Wait...one had it's neck bitten in half. Damn, flashbacks.
 
A lot of duck video's on Youtube. I once had some pet ducks. They were the big white ones. I had them as a little boy. They'd follow me everywhere. The fire ants got their ducklings, then the county's new coyote plan pushed the coyote's nearer our house. We never did find those ducks. Wait...one had it's neck bitten in half. Damn, flashbacks....I was thinking. If you could dub in some music from a 1970's porno......ducks are fun aren't they? If I lived back out in a rural area, I'd go get some. Ever see them fight over things?


You probably had Pekin ducks.

Are you sure that the ants got the ducklings or maybe they died and then the ants got them?

Ducks (at least the Muscovys) are fun. They are like kids. They fight quite often. Over food, territory, mates. The males fight more often. These weasels seem to pull a new stunt every day.

I'm seriously thinking they will soon overpopulate the lake I live on. They are beginning to cost me a lot in feeding them. Maybe I should grab one or two every now and then and make a nice roast duck dinner.

I couldn't eat any of the ducks I "know" or have named and watched for a while.

The geese are so annoying I may eat them. Loud bastids!