F.ound O.ff R.oad D.ead

[mantix33]

all right im sure you have all heard the stupid ford acronyms...
what i wana see is what you guys have for chevy/gm,

i usually just tell my friends "wow you are actually that intellagent to know how
to make an acronym" but its getting old, i want new material... well other than
having a faster car that is

the ones i know are Geniune Morons and Generic Materials

 

[Boostedpimp]

ford means First On Race Day

 

[QUICK91LX]

Car Acronyms

Some of my favorites for Ford are:

First
On
Race
Day

Fastest
On
Road
Duh

Flat
Out
Runs
Dammit

Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
On
Long
Extended
Trips

 

[Paisu]

Fix Or Repair Daily

General Mistake

 

[OhOhGT]

Crash
And
Mangle
And
Roll
Over

 

[Aaron]

I have a Pontiac one but it's not appropriate for the forums

 

[Venom351R]

I just throw the "At least they still make the Mustang" comment back in their face.

 

[Mustang5L5]

GM = About to go bankrupt. Nuff said

 

[FrankenStang]

Couple FORD ones...

F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

Reversed:

Driver Returns On Foot

Can't remember the one for Chevrolet.

 

[Rick James]

I have a Pontiac one but it's not appropriate for the forums

Does it have anything to do with a caddy?

 

[FrankenStang]

Does it have anything to do with a caddy?

I bet it does.

 

[GTOreturns]

Mostly

Old

Putty

And

Rust

 

[Aaron]

Does it have anything to do with a caddy?

I bet it does.

Well, um...YES

 

[niklid05]

Got a
Mechanic
Coming

 

[Phatt_daddy]

Lets see: car has extensive valve rattle, or loud engine ticks.
Cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time.
cheap hardly efficient virtually runs on luck every time.
constantly having every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering techniques.
cheap heaps erraticallyy vibrate running on level even terrain.
cheaspest heap ever visioned yet.


Force of rapid departure.
Fantastically orgasmic realistic dream
fond of resonating decibles


Grossley misconcieved
german milk cow
Gods mechanicle curse
got more crap
garage mans companion


and thats just to name a few.

 

[Darkwriter77]

DOMESTICS:

C an't
H ave
E very
V ehicle
R unning
O ften
L ifted by
E veryone's
T owtruck

F ugger
O nly
R olls
D ownhill

D rips
O il
D rools
G as
E verywhere

G enerically
M ade
C hevy

P eople
O ften
N otice
T he
I nterior
A in't
C lean

C arries
A round
D umbasses and
I diots with
L uxurious
L ifestyles
A nd
C ondos

or

C arries
A round
D rug-
D ealing
Y ouths

S ucks
A rse,
T otally
U seless,
R etarded and
N onfunctional


IMPORTS:

H appily
O wned by
N imrods,
D ouchebags, and
A -holes

^^ (not mine - can't remember where I heard it)

T ired
O ld
Y ellow-
O range
T urd of an
A utomobile

^^ (something my buddies and I used to describe a friend's old Toyota truck)

M anufactured
A trociously in
Z imbabwe
D on't
A sk

M ight
I nterest
T ykes with
S oggy
U nderwear
B ut
I t's
S low as
H ell
I ronically

N ormally
I 'd
S ay
S omething
A wful, but ...
N ahhhhh

S ***ty
C ars with
I rritating
O bnoxious
N oises

G hey
E nvironmentalist
O wner

S ounds
U nique but
B abes
A re
R eally
U nimpressed

 

[FrankenStang]

Dave, I knew you'd come through...

 

[Phatt_daddy]

Another
Crummy
Useless
Rotten
Automobile


All
Makes
Combined

A
Morons
Car

Another
Ugly
Duetsche
Invention

Babbling
Mechanical
Wench

Big
Ugly
Imitation
Chrome
King

Dead
On
Day
Guarantee
Expires

Every
Day
Something
Else
Breaks

Failure
In
Automobile
Technology

Fault
Of
R&
D
Good
Engineering
Overlooked

Had
One,
Never
Do-that
Again
I
Reek
Of
Cologne

Junk
Engineering
Executed
Poorly

Kills
In
Accidents

My!
Another
Zany
Detroit
Assassin

Put
In
Nickel
To
Opperate

 

[Darkwriter77]

EDSEB?

 

[Phatt_daddy]

My bad. Its supposed to be
E very
D ay
S omething
E lse
Leaks.
EDSEL