girl leaves guy and then...

[skywalker]

Last night I found out that a girl with whom I had a very serious relationship with, and who left me for another guy...well she got the revenge she deserved (for some of the things she did to me.) The guy turned around and left her - for another guy.

HAHA! Revenge a cold, yet sweet treat.

I have now accomplished another milestone in dating. I have had a girl leave in the middle of a date because "her grandmother died."

A girl broke up with me by hanging up on me whenever I called.

I've dated sisters...simultaneously.

I've been dumped by sisters, seperately.

I've had a girl leave me for a homosexual.

I've had a girl cheat on me with another woman.

All I need to do now is date twins and I'm set!

 

[chepsk8]

Hah!

(just hope you don't have to go through any of this foolishness once you get married! I did, but got the last laugh!)

 

[65shlbycln]

All I need to do now is date twins and I'm set!

How about this, I know a set of twins, both of whom are married...

...if you can pull off dating a set of married twins, well...

You deserve some kind of award, as well as eternal damnation i guess

 

[bnickel]

ooh, even better, get married and then date a set of married twins who both have girlfirends on the side as well, yeah

 

[Ozsum2]

Hers's one............... Girls breaks up because she is afraid of getting pregnant. Boy is heart broken. Basically falls in love with every girl he ever met. Girl gets knocked up a year later and a year after that gets divorced. Boy meets TRUE love of his life and marries 3 weeks later and is married for 20 years to date.

 

[skywalker]

Don't tempt me Chris. I'm higly supceptable to such sins.

Hey, cheapster, want to explain said foolishness or is that a bit to personal?

 

[The Hopkinator]

 

[65straightsick]

Now that is a bad day....nasty

 

[StangDreamin']

Hers's one............... Girls breaks up because she is afraid of getting pregnant. Boy is heart broken. Basically falls in love with every girl he ever met. Girl gets knocked up a year later and a year after that gets divorced. Boy meets TRUE love of his life and marries 3 weeks later and is married for 20 years to date.

You too??? Happened to me twice! I love moving back to my "small hometown" - one of them for a while worked for my wife

I shouldn't laugh; but sometimes life is just too swet.




Still Dreamin'

 

[chepsk8]

Sky,

In a nutshell, as I won't go into details here:

Happy marraige 12 years, two kids. She goes to a convention in Vegas, meets an exotic car salesman, packs up and walks out on us. She gets out there, he's moved on to more affairs. Turns out he was married at the time, and she was affair # 5 of at least 8 or 9 that his wife and I could figure out!

Kids and I are a VERY happy three-some family.

Hmmm........ Dating twins sounds intersting.........

 

[StangDreamin']

Sky,



Hmmm........ Dating twins sounds intersting.........

Hey, maybe you could bring the BBFCM along. I'm getting this image: Cheapie, the twins, and 65stanger, all stuffed in the Cobrask8

 

[65stanger]

Hey, maybe you could bring the BBFCM along. I'm getting this image: Cheapie, the twins, and 65stanger, all stuffed in the Cobrask8

ONLY if the girls sit on MY lap!

 

[chepsk8]

Hey, I need something too (between shifts!!!)

 

[65stanger]

Hey, I need something too (between shifts!!!)

HEY!!! Watch the hands Bubba!

 

[chepsk8]

Oh, that's right, you're shaved too.....

 

[pabear89]

Hey, maybe you could bring the BBFCM along. I'm getting this image: Cheapie, the twins, and 65stanger, all stuffed in the Cobrask8

there's an image that I just don't want in My head.
The Voices tell me that.

PB

 

[65stanger]

Oh, that's right, you're shaved too.....

there's an image that I just don't want in My head.

There is just Sooooooo much wrong with this.............

 

[StangDreamin']

I dunno, guys.... I'd keep at least one of the twins between you two - at least so Fritz doesn't get a surprise when Dan's doing that "4th gear slide"!

 

[65stanger]

I dunno, guys.... I'd keep at least one of the twins between you two - at least so Fritz doesn't get a surprise when Dan's doing that "4th gear slide"!

 

[chepsk8]

I'll be so busy with the twins, what's a Cobra or a slide?????