there are a few guys in town and they think they have fast cars. One is a maby a 94 saturn with a header(he said headers) and the other guy has one of those old uglu surpa's with the inline 6 and the other one has a lime green neon with a fart can lol. I always try to reel them in to do a little race but they never bite. anyways I seen them getting gas so I pull in and go inside and bought a MM&FF mag. I was getting in my car and they say "light that thing up.....POS Ford let's see what a ford will do (2 of the kids said man it will kill you guys shut up <---the one has a GT stang or so he say's..probly his Dad's). I said it wont do it<-yea right. so I pull away slow and go around the block and wait for them to leave. I seen them leave so I cought up to them. They went out in the country to do some "smoke shows" So I watched and they were like come on light er up. I said why would I burn my tires off for nothing. they were like true why would ya. I said I would heat them up for a little drag with any one of you guys. they were like you'll kill us. Then they were like can you help up hold this supra back so it can do a burnout it's got to much torque. Me and the G/F started laughing I said why it won't do it. Then they were like where did you get this car I said I had it for a while why. Is it a 89 I said no it's a 88. They were like is it fuel injected I was like yea lol. We don't believe you give it a shot si I rev'd it up to 5G real quick and they shut up for a second. so I was like so nobody here want's to run so I'm leaving see ya. They said come on spin them tires. so I got moving and hit the brake and gas and sent smoke flying with my car sidway's and shifted to 2nd got a good 10 foot set of marks in 2nd and chirped 3rd hard (loving the MGW) turned around came back and asked them agian if they want to run and they were verry quiet lol. So I watched them fu-(k the tires on there cars and they said "if we get you a set of tires will you do some with us" I said sure. They asked me what size my front tires were I said are you stupid did it look like my front tires were sending my back end out sideway's. so I did another little one for them as I was leaving again....They met up with me later on in town and they said man your car is awsome it's badass. I said it's a Mustang what did you expect Oh and I was also wearing my Notch shirt from Dave needless to say the 2 of like 6 guys there want to get a Mustang now. And that supra was actually doing some good donuts I was kinda impressed but he still wouldn't race me. The owner isn't what I consider a ricer he just has the supra as a beater to beat into the ground and it shows. His DD is a bone stock sunfire.
Man I wanted to run one just to show them what 5.slow's with gears, exhaust, no wet noodle they call a shifter and a good driver can do
Man sounds like you are the kinda guy that looks for handicap people to beat up. lol there is no fun in pickin on the poor ricers unless they are beakin off about how fast they are. Funny they didn't want to race you though. maybe they have some respect for stangs.
they always talked about racing fast cars like vettes and stangs and slowmaros and winning. I was like oh yea what do you have done. and thay all said the same stuff "catcack and CAI but it was actually a warm air lol it was right over the exhaust manifold. ..you know the typical rice car parts... I never said anything about me owning a Mustang I just giggled to myself when the talked outta thier asses.....this was when I was driving my truck (92 Z71) up untill May 20th then they STFU when I came around with the Stang.
I don't try and race rice but theese guys told me to my face they beat stang's all the time when they had no idea I owned one
lol, reminds me of this guy i always see at burger king. Im gussing he is a worker there because its always parked in the BK lot. well low and behold i went there the other day and he has a new muffler. i dont know how, but he riced out a muffler. he bought a cherrie bomb muffler from autozone, with no tip, then bought an APC perforated tip and clamped it to the exhaust lol. O, its lime green BTW, ill get pics of. so me and my friend walk in to BK and every employee we see we start talkin real loud like this: "yo man that neon you got smoked by the other day was fast man, those neons are fast! I hope i dont run into one again!" LOL we got stared down by this one guy so im assuming he was the owner lol...
sounds just like the kid around here who has a neon green spary painted civic with a rebel flag on the top and a 01 on the side lol.... he wanted to race out 5.0 he never drove by the house and revved is civic again....thank the lord. it sounded like my weed wackier lol.
