RANT!!! How To Get Only A Warning

[7991LXnSHO]

I got a car out after a year long storage and was driving enthusiastically and accelerating joyfully. Unfortunately, officer friendly was on the job, and I had missed my plate renewal! Thanks to the advice in this video, when he received another call,
he tossed my papers back to me, said go fix your registration and sped off. Thanks Chris Rock! I do not approve of the language, but it is generally very good advice!
https://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=crmas&p=you+tube+chris+rock

 

[jetmech807]

That video's classic, and quite true.

 

[Gearbanger 101]

Are you a black male?

 

[jetmech807]

Nope. But I can guarantee you that, even as a white guy, if I haul ass from the cops they will bring an ass kicking with them. It's not just a black thing.

 

[7991LXnSHO]

The part about having a white friend with you only works really well if he looks like an ACLU lawyer and has a camera rolling. If your friend looks like an extra from Gas Monkey garage, Duck Dynasty, a Guns n Roses Roadie, a meth head, or talks like a drunk Mel Gibson, be prepared to get your tooshie kicked too. It seems most midwest and northern states' police believe in equal opportunity behind kicking for all disrespectful idiots.