So I'm rollin' down the street minding my own business when... You guessed it- COP lights! So he walks up and asks me, "Where ya going so fast sir?" So I'm like, "No where sir!" Then he's lookin around, right... And he sees my friend with alcohol (he's turns 21 next week!) but he hasn't even been drinking!!! So I'm like, "Oh Crap!!!" Then he starts hitting on my wife and saying what a "loser" she's hanging out with. So he's like, "Well you guys are going to jail unless I see something... Let's see them JUGS!" So she shows him... and she only has 1 God love her... She's so embarrassed but she took one for the team! So anyway he let's us go with a warning, and I like had to moon him... Can you believe that *&^%? I'm sick of "Profiling"