On top of spageeeeetttttiii
all covered with cheeeeeeeeeeese
I lost my poor meeeeaaatbaaaalll
when someboddyy sneezed
It rolled off the taaaaaaable
and onto the floooooorrree
now my pooorrr meeeaaatttballll
rolled out the doooorrr
Deck the halls with gasoliiiine
fa lalalala la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
fa lalalala la la la la
As the school ground burns to ashes
falala lalala la la la
Aren't you glad you played with matches
fa lalalala la la la la