Post your rediculous scam emails!

Zero Signal

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Feb 24, 2003
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These things are pretty fun to read. It has become an office joke at our firm to have scam email story time :rlaugh: I got this one today among like 3 others.

ATTN:SIR/MADAM
I am Mrs. Maureen Lau, a chinese citizen based in the United
kingdom.
I represent The Public Warehousing Company Import and Export
Company in the United Kingdom.
My company exports consumable proceesing raw materials and
other goods/services for world trade. What we really require
is someone who can represent this company in the US/CANADA
and some parts of Europe/Middle East.
We have been having problems with clients in these regions
because they are politely refusing to pay for shipments on
one excuse or the other so we need a representative that can
assist us in clearing our money in their respective
countries.
Be informed that as our representative, you will receive 10%
of whatever amount you receive for the company and the
balance will be paid into our company account we will avail
to you.
The second thing required of you would be for you to
establish a relationship on behalf of our company with other
similar companies in your country so that we can have new
ideas and directions.
This job is rather easy and does not require a lot of
expertise. If you are interested in working with our
company,please email me at:[email protected]
--
Respectfully,
Mrs Maureen Lau
Public Relations Dept
The Public Warehousing Company
Import and Export Company
United Kingdom
Tel:+44 703 190 4963
Fax:+44 709 287 4632

So far I've yet to make any sense of these. We got a really good one last week at the office that was totally coherent and entertaining. We had to print it out and put it up on the wall of shame.
 
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