lol, that comforted me.
I know how tedious it can be dealing with stupid people. Check it out:
I'm a personal banker at Capital One Bank.
customer: "Do I have to order checks?"
me: "no, you don't have to. "
customer: "so I won't get any?"
me: "you get 5 temp. checks, but if you want more, you have to place an order."
customer: "so I do have to place an order?"
me: "if you need some then yes, you would need to place an order."
customer: "but do I have to?"
me: "no sir, you don't have to! Sir, will you be needing checks?"
customer: "yes"
me: "well then, I can place the order for you right now."
customer: "but do I HAVE to order them?"
Me: "no sir, it's not a requirement but since you'll be needing some for your business, I'd recommend for you to place an order."
customer: "so I do have to order them? and if I don't order them I won't receive them right?"
*at this point I'm ready to slap him across the face and have him apologize to me for asking the same stupid question over and over*
me: "correct sir, we would HAVE to place an order, I can place the order for you right now."
customer: "so I call the number on the brochure?"
me: "no sir, I have access to it on my computer where I can place the order. Will you be taking them, yes or no?!"
customer: " uuuummmm, how much are they?"
me: "we have a business value pack with binder, stamp, and 150 checks for $55. do you want this pack?"
customer: "but I don't have the money on me?"
me: "you just opened your acct with $250, we can charge it from there."
customer: "ok, place the order."