Questions You Have... Answers You Need

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  1. 92LX_Stroker New Member

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    Sorry, I have a 02 Expedition too, I feel so bad now. Will it be ok?:shrug: :nono: :rolleyes:
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    DAMMITALLTO HADES!:fuss:
    I told you to be sure you closed the door behind you!:nono:

    Or have you forgotten that our exterminator charges double for trolls?:nonono:

    Maybe I'll get the redneck next door to take care of it, tell 'im trolls taste just like chicken!:lol:
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    Its not a:uzi:chevy or a:flame:dodgecrapolathough:puke:
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    In the early 1940s, Gen. John Pershing's men had a group of Muslim "extremists" lined up ready for execution. He had his men slaughter a pig in front of the Muslims. Then, they dipped the rifle bullets in the pigs blood, and shot all but one of the men with said bullets. They let the last standing man go free. We didn't have any troubles from Muslims for 50 or so years. Think it's time once again? I'm tired of spending 200+/- days a year over there...:flag:
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    As for your lame ass questions lol


    From where did you come? AMERICA, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA to be exact.


    Why do you exist? To make sure i pay taxes to make sure our goverment has money to keep our troops fed and full of ammo over there.


    How will you end? Probbably on a motorcycle


    What about you after death? I would be dead, but i would love to come back as god and drop "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" on a few select middle eastern areas :nice:



    If you are not muslim, why not look for the answers
    of these questions? Because i enjoy freedom?:shrug: :flag:
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    There's no way a 5 ounce swallow can carry a one pound coconut!:rlaugh:
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    Hey!!

    I too have a Ford Truck!
    and a Replica Crunchsk8
    and am still a BIG Hurst/Olds fan

    Does that make me Tri-faith?
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    Grab it by the Husk.....
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    when i saw the title for this thread the first that popped into my head was an image of Yoda, "mmmm...questions you have...answers you need...yes...the force is strong in this one....mmmm"
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    Me, too! Except I'm now working on a Cougar - which, compared to Stangs; is like a "King James Version" of my Irish Catholic roots :rolleyes:

    And, HM.... I just ordered a Perf RPM for the Cougar. Holley 4160 carb, though. :p
    :nice: :flag: :nice: :flag: :nice: :flag:
    If you're gonna feed a troll feed him/her something that tastes bad :D
    Ahhhhh..... let's just give the job to SVTCobra306! :flag:
    Being as he's an 82nd ABN SqLdr; he can drop in a bunch of guys to surround the troll and pump it full of .223 rounds. Being as he's part of the Iowa farmboy redneck clan, he can then clean and dress the troll (removing the expended lead) and whip up a good cornbread batter in which to deep-fry the carcass :drool:

    Anybody else I should reply to?
    No?
    Good!
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    I made it a point to let each one of my rounds soak in bacon grease before I loaded my magazines.
    Still here.
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    Gee, thank you Sarah! A few links is all it took for me to convert. I now realize that to please God, er, Allah, I must kill innocent men, women and children! Sara, please tell me where I can find Osama... I'd really like to pray with him.:hail2: And, can you let me in on the next big attack on my infidel neighbors?? That would be really swell!

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