I will tell you the same thing I told my gym teacher. I run when being chased. Now please pull up your pants.
Wait just a damned minute... you said "huh" instead of "eh" and then don't like hockey? You're not a Canadian! You're an imposter! What's the deal buddy?
No but he got the idea from the school shrink who also would chase kids with his pants down. That stopped one day when some 5th graders beat him up.