I go out to the grocery store about 10PM to get some Chips and Heinekens for my good buddies Joe, Roger, and Jose, Who are coming by tomorrow to help me do some work.
Im the first car in the right lane. A ricer pulls up just behind me one lane over. They revved that FART CAN so loud, I thought the car was gonna blow. My windows are slightly cracked open. There are 2 young PUNKS in the car. All of a sudden I hear "Mother F....n' Slow A$$ Piece of $ht" I was like
(it was an ugly Civic hatchback about 2" off the ground 
)
I punched it about 1/2 Throttle and took off. They were behind me coming to the next light. The light turned red, so I slid over so then can pull up next to me...What do they do? They Freaking go in the next lane and BEHIND another car..What a bunch of Putties!
THen on the way back, IM stopped at a light. I see a newer Integra slowing down in the next lane, but he was anticipating the light change so he could pass me moving when the light turns green. I catch him in about 3 seconds, then while I was one car length in front, I eased back to 1/2 throttle. He had that sucker floored and it was FARTING REALLY LOUD, and could not gain an inch. The only reason I didnt push it to the floor was That Im really careful about racing around town, esp on Friday night. I then let up at about 65 (speed limit is 50) and he just backed off a little.
Only thing better than smoking rice is smoking rice when they are at WOT while you're on your cell phone, adjusting the radio, AND eating a Big Mac all at the same time 
AS USUAL, they JUST DONT GET IT!
RC
Im the first car in the right lane. A ricer pulls up just behind me one lane over. They revved that FART CAN so loud, I thought the car was gonna blow. My windows are slightly cracked open. There are 2 young PUNKS in the car. All of a sudden I hear "Mother F....n' Slow A$$ Piece of $ht" I was like
(it was an ugly Civic hatchback about 2" off the ground )I punched it about 1/2 Throttle and took off. They were behind me coming to the next light. The light turned red, so I slid over so then can pull up next to me...What do they do? They Freaking go in the next lane and BEHIND another car..What a bunch of Putties!
THen on the way back, IM stopped at a light. I see a newer Integra slowing down in the next lane, but he was anticipating the light change so he could pass me moving when the light turns green. I catch him in about 3 seconds, then while I was one car length in front, I eased back to 1/2 throttle. He had that sucker floored and it was FARTING REALLY LOUD, and could not gain an inch. The only reason I didnt push it to the floor was That Im really careful about racing around town, esp on Friday night. I then let up at about 65 (speed limit is 50) and he just backed off a little.
Only thing better than smoking rice is smoking rice when they are at WOT while you're on your cell phone, adjusting the radio, AND eating a Big Mac all at the same time
AS USUAL, they JUST DONT GET IT!
RC
. Seriously, in my other cars I got offers regularly, except when I had my chrome yellow '98 Cobra, it was the same as with this car, no offers.
(at the track, of course)
cause we all know that those integra's got some mad tyte power yo... 
