94MustangGT5.0
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I don't have any great ones with my car, but I do have some good on the farm experiences. Its been several years, but when I was maybe 14-15 and got out of school for the day, I went to relieve my grandfather who had been working all day. He had just gotten done filling one of our grain trucks and shut the tractor off and got out. After visiting for a while, he started to leave, and before I got into the tractor I thought I would take a leak between the rear tractor duals in front of the tires. Well, my little brother (10) thought he would be a help and start the tractor for me. The thing was, my grandpa left it in gear and the SOB did start and to this day I don't know how I am here. I don't remember even reaching for the handles and stepping up onto the ladder, but I apparantly did...
Another good farm accident happened when I was helping my dad back the tractor w/ planter attached into the tool shed. Well, when it's hooked up, its really to long for our shed, so you have to get it close to the back wall and angle the tractor at a 45* angle to close the door. Well, my dad got within about two feet of the back wall and I threw my hands up to motion him to stop. I believe when I did this he was shifting from looking over his right shoulder to his left and didn't see my hands, next thing I know I am between the planter and the sheet metal on the shed and he released the clutch.... WOW! All 40 tons pressed against my chest, talk about a shock absorber. I tried to throw my hands and wave to stop, but it was no use, untill he clutched again and it rolled forward. It left a slight imprint of my body in the metal and to this day learned... never get between a rock and a hard place.
Another good farm accident happened when I was helping my dad back the tractor w/ planter attached into the tool shed. Well, when it's hooked up, its really to long for our shed, so you have to get it close to the back wall and angle the tractor at a 45* angle to close the door. Well, my dad got within about two feet of the back wall and I threw my hands up to motion him to stop. I believe when I did this he was shifting from looking over his right shoulder to his left and didn't see my hands, next thing I know I am between the planter and the sheet metal on the shed and he released the clutch.... WOW! All 40 tons pressed against my chest, talk about a shock absorber. I tried to throw my hands and wave to stop, but it was no use, untill he clutched again and it rolled forward. It left a slight imprint of my body in the metal and to this day learned... never get between a rock and a hard place.