Slow computer? Try a PC Upgrade

[RsStanG1987]

hector holds the money.

why hector?

'cause he's still running windows 95.

 

[Donny]

I am gonna make my PC lightweight and faster by making all the parts out of carbonfiber!

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

i live my life 10 ghz at a time. nothing else matters, not the cache, not the programs and their bs. for those 10 ghz or less, i'm rebooting.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that right there was creative as hell.

 

[Blackened302]

I topped out today at 150mhz. I need 2 modems, the big ones, and I need em by tonight.

i liked that one, me self

yeah, heh, it's easy for me to come up w/ that cause i like cars and computers... i suppose most of us do, heh.

 

[Blackened302]

ask any hacker, any real hacker. it doesn't matter if you got windows 2000 or XP; windows is windows.

 

[Blackened302]

a: pentium xeon? nice cpu, what's the retail on one of those?
b: more than you can afford, pal... intel!!

 

[Kevin R.]

hector holds the money.

why hector?

'cause he's still running windows 95.

 

[illwood]

**** the spinners...get the lambo cd drive door then get a turbonator so you can spin the disk to 10000rpms to take advantage of your superior top end power!

I already do spin the disk to 10,000RPM

It's what Ultra160 SCSI drives do

You must mean 20,000RPM

 

[Synned]

a: pentium xeon? nice cpu, what's the retail on one of those?
b: more than you can afford, pal... intel!!

Haha, took me a little but now I remember.

 

[xr8d302]

Reviving and Subscribing so that I can use/pirate some of these lines in the future