subscribe him to a gay amgazine and get it delivered where it will be most embarrasing... a full year of fun...
Most of this is illegal and you both could be jailed for it. BTW, this is how it starts out too.."friendly" until one guy gets pod. Then people start suing and calling the cops..
Make yourself a bannana shake just enough to fill your glass. Then make more using an ex-lax and leave it in the blender. Make sure you leave it were he can spot it and ask (or take without permission) and let him have at it. Make sure it's a super Ex-lax and make sure you leave with all the toilet paper. Even and game over.
Sorry I laughed out loud at that one. lol I don't know if you'd want to have him lose all of his hair, that's kinda taking it to another level. I'd beat him in his own game, something witty and clever. I like the gay porn subscription, have it mailed to his parents.
How about buy a couple bottles of crazy glue and put it in his bottle. Either that or epoxy. Make sure you put some fruit smelling additive in it. Why not just come in his bottle
I didn't make it through the first page without crying w/laughter. Some of the retaliations are priceless.
haha, this is pretty good. too bad he doesnt have a gf or i would do this in a heartbeat. ok now im DEFINITELY going to do this too. im tired of having to stash all my food in my room and lock the door. with all the ideas you guys have posted hes gonna wish he had never even met me lol. all those little things about a roomate that get to you over time will all be repaid. i may be taking it a step too far because i am going to do like 10 of these things, not all at once, but slowly and over time so hes never quite sure if its me or not., but its only fair to take it too far since he did the same by initiating this whole ordeal. i hope i dont end up in jail lol
seriously dude, laxatives can make him real sick--maybe even extended hospital stay sick. just take out a personal ad for some hot gay sex and use his phone number.
Does he use conditioner on his hair? If he does, that is where you need to put the Nair. That way it sits on his hair for a little bit before he washes it out. I still think the best way, if he had a gf, would to be get them both drunk, let him pass out and then do her in the ass....... Paul
Well this one's kinda funny, We hired on a couple younger kids this last summer. They were always saying things like," you dont even wanna mess with me" and so fourth. So one afternoon I made it back to the shop early, lined the bed of his truck with a tarp, filled it full of water, added a fountain (which shot 25 feet in the air), and put 100 goldfish back there! After that there like " Theres no way we can top this one". Funniest thing ever!
Just put hair dye in his shampoo, some of that just for mens ****. Go on break.com and find the two roomates who battle it out with buttering the floor, its great and works even better.
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Lol here is one... while he is sleeping fill his room with half filled silo cups when he wakes up he will look like this: haha
