The Facts Of Life

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  1. 90lxwhite

    90lxwhite Mustang Master

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    Women are like cars, fun til the new wears off then you're just makin payments.
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  2. 84Ttop

    84Ttop They make new pistons every day, so why worry? SN Certified Technician Mod Dude

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    Sounds like someone needs to get blown....;)
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  3. 90lxwhite

    90lxwhite Mustang Master

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    Ha good one
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  4. Gearbanger 101

    Gearbanger 101 we love us some gays up here Super Mod

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    Maybe one of these ones will do it for ya?

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  5. Bullitt347

    Bullitt347 man bewbs please...

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    Obviously you have not found the right woman..............uh, wait.......there is no such thing, sorry.
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    ^^^Must be into dudes eh?
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  7. Bullitt347

    Bullitt347 man bewbs please...

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    :troll::shutup:
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    chedched New Member

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    Little testy are we...
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  9. 90lxwhite

    90lxwhite Mustang Master

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    must not be married. Ps: :urmom:
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  10. 90lxwhite

    90lxwhite Mustang Master

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    If that show was on during the current era "Jo" the tomboy would've been a lesbian and "Natalie" the chubby one would've dated an African American. No offense Affrican Americans.
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    95BlueStallion Well-Known Member

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    I have to agree with this thread subject. The maintenance on these things is ridiculous.
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  12. John Dirks Jr

    John Dirks Jr Active Member

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    Everything on your car costs at least double. Whatever you spend on the car, she'll feel justified on spending at least that on other stuff.

    So, when estimating the budget for spending on the project car, double the total.....at least.

    I will say this though. While my significant other is tough to contend with at times, I know I'd miss her if she were gone. Let's be honest, it's probably the same situation for most of us. Maintaining a household with all the general daily and weekly tasks is never ending work.

    Today is my 21st anniversary.
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    madspeed Colonel Mustard Mod Dude Founding Member

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    congrats, and what the he!! are you doing on stangnet on your anniversary ;)
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  14. John Dirks Jr

    John Dirks Jr Active Member

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    As we have been discussing, it cost me....dearly!
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  15. revhead347

    revhead347 I have face herpes.

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    I guess I've been pretty lucky in my marriage so far.

    Kurt
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  16. A5literMan

    A5literMan Mustang Master

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    I spent a lot of time fixing her. Didn't work. So I got divorced. Best. Decision. Ever! Now I have a very good relationship with someone else. And on the next episode on Dr. Phil....
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  17. MikeH686

    MikeH686 Mine is only two inches though.

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    An open fisted smack wouldve fixed all your problems lol ^^^
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    chedched New Member

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    Sure am.
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    mikestang63 Mustang Master

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    All you need to know

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  20. David Pepiton

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    when I used to need something car related on my old slowmaro I would turn the distributor a few degrees until it runs a little rough and freak out poke at the car a few days and then whip out the summit catalog and say hey I need these things to get the car fixed and heres how the conversation goes:
    her: "do we have the money?"
    me: uh yeah.
    in my mind: Been saving up for like 3 months without telling you how do you thing i lost 12 pounds i stopped eating lunch women.
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