The Official International Paige Simpson from Pass Time Thread...

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  1. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    Okay ladies and gentlemen here is my diab... diobo... evil plan to lure Paige Simpson to Stangnet so that we may adore her. Now I know we can do this. Here is a picture of our girl provided by Fullit:

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    Paige Simpson is the official "Car Wrangler" on the game show "Pass Time" on Speed. She obviously loves cars, the dragstrip, and she wears tight jeans. So here is my plan:

    A) We fill this thread full of tags and words that will rank this thread high on a Google search. So far I have "Paige Simpson", "Car Wrangler", "Pass Time" and "Speed".

    We may also want to use the words "Ken Herring" (> Chuck Norris) and "Brett Wagner" (the Host).

    B) Once we have made this thread long enough and with as many Paige Simpson pictures as we can find it will attract the attention of weekend drag racers around the US. This will spur an internet wide Paige Simpson frenzie and it will all point back to this thread. This will, thru one form or another, get the attention of either Paige herself or someone who works for Pass Time.

    C) She will come to Stangnet and we can adore her.


    Simple enough?

    :shrug:


    Okay good. For starters I will fill this paragraph with words that will result in a hit.

    Paige Simpson

    Car Wrangler

    Ken Herring

    Brett Wagner

    Pass Time

    Speed Channel

    Game Show

    Drag Race

    Drag Strip

    Contestants

    Compete

    $2,000

    E.T.

    Reaction Time

    Law Week

    Military Week



    Okay. That should be a start. Now we just need to find pictures and any relevant info we can and maybe this will work. :)
    Strype, Apr 28, 2009
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  2. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    :popcorn:
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  3. COramprat Old guys rule!!!

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    She be cute. Got her number?
    COramprat, Apr 28, 2009
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  4. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    No but maybe in a few pages :shrug:
    Strype, Apr 28, 2009
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  5. COramprat Old guys rule!!!

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    bummer...

    Oh...I added a tag. Should be the deal maker.
    COramprat, Apr 28, 2009
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  6. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    Woot! :banana:







    :pics:
    Strype, Apr 28, 2009
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  7. COramprat Old guys rule!!!

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    COramprat, Apr 28, 2009
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  8. bakos24 I find there is nothing better than a tasty wiener

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    Wowzers! :drool:

    Tag added :D
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  9. 04fullitgt I shower with poo

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    zomg..........


    not fapping
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  10. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    Don't fap yet she'll never get passed the first page :bang:
    Strype, Apr 28, 2009
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  11. LaserSVT Formerly known as *Zap* ImaSammich

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    WTF, why cant I find pictures of her? Whats her real name? :bang:
    LaserSVT, Apr 28, 2009
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  12. Strype Cuthbert catcher

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    So it's a stage name? :shrug:
    Strype, Apr 28, 2009
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  13. LaserSVT Formerly known as *Zap* ImaSammich

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    Best I could do :shrug:
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    LaserSVT, Apr 28, 2009
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  14. 04fullitgt I shower with poo

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    fixxored my post :nice:
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    :drool:
    Strype, Apr 28, 2009
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  16. 04fullitgt I shower with poo

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    I need to get on pass time :drool:
    04fullitgt, Apr 28, 2009
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  17. 04fullitgt I shower with poo

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    I just noticed one of teh tags is PIITB :rlaugh:
    04fullitgt, Apr 28, 2009
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  18. DocG2828 5th graders > me

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    Hi Paige!
    DocG2828, Apr 28, 2009
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    She is teh hotness.

    It looks like she's got long skinny fingers. Those kind of fingers are good for two things. One of them is flagging in race cars.
    NIKwoaC, Apr 28, 2009
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  20. LaserSVT Formerly known as *Zap* ImaSammich

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    Colon massaging?
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