never smell another mans finger. you might as well smell his balls.
never try to stick your finger in another mans ass, even if he has pants on and it's suppose to be a joke. you might as well tattoo homo on your forehead.
never try and smack another man in the balls. you might as well grab them and pull them towards your face homo. kick him in the ball is what a man does, followed by a finishing move. ( knee to the face , choke hold etc..)
never go shopping for clothes with another man, even if it's your best friend. i won't even go with my wife. you might as well have friendship rings, if you go shopping with another man.
never proclaim that you just finished jerking off to another man, group of friends, your girl friend, or anyone for that matter. if your going to announce it to another man, you might as well have asked him to tug on your meat tube for you.
never go to a tanning salon with another man. going to the beach to tan , with atleast one girl is cool. but if you go with all guys or just you and another guy, it's just as gay as going to the tanning salon together. what do you need another guy to go with you for? going to jump into the same tanning bed togther? i think going to the tanning salon is gay in the first place. but thats another thread.
thats about all i can think of.