WEIRDO!! WEIRDO!!!

Discussion in '1996 - 2004 SN95 Mustang -General/Talk-' started by exindust, May 9, 2006.


  1. exindust

    exindust New Member

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    So i was walking into seven eleven to pick up a 200 pack of condoms and this older guy walking out of 711 with no shoes on meets me at the door and says... " Is that your mustang?" Im like... yeah it is... hes like WOW nice ride... i say thanks.. he says "Can i have a ride?" im like... uh..........................................................................

    " I dont even know you... im kinda busy... "
    hes like

    " Oh ok "

    .... that kinda freaked out a little bit.

    711 man said he thought he was gay
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    he thought you were SEXY HAHAHA
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    Isnt it kinda flattering now that you know you can pick up guys and girls in your ride....well, maybe not....
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    someone likes you:rlaugh:
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    Superhereaux chicks make me feel inadequate Founding Member

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    ballons are usually cheaper than condoms if you're planning on becoming a drug mule:nice:
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    :rlaugh:
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    Off topic,
    but I havent seen a 7/11 in years, didnt know they were still around. Kinda like Zippy's...

    Ok back to topic
    There aint know way I would take a strange dude for a ride in my car.
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    at least you had condoms in case he tried something
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    wtf ... we dont have 200 packs of condoms at any 711's over here :(

    only place to get them in that big of a pack is costco
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    I was at an auto parts store the other day when a bum came up to me while I was filling up my windshield washer fluid in the lot. Of course he compliments me on my Mach and then goes into his "I need $8 for gas, I'm stranded" crap. Those people tick me off so much. I just told him "No" and gave him a really ****ed off look. Then he went to the outside of the bank that was next door and was begging people as they came out of the bank. :rlaugh:
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    it kinda reminds me of there something about mary when he picks up the hitch hiker

    "seven minute abs it'll be a workout breakthrough i'll make millions..."
    yeah until someone comes up with six minute abs"
    "no not six seven...seven's the key number here...step into my office...cause you're f***ing fired!"
    if i were you i would change my name and move out of town cause he might like enough to do the unthinkable and i don't know about you but being seduced by a man just aint right (if this statement offended you then you are gay and you should drive a volkswagon or a mini cooper or something)
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    DocG2828 5th graders > me. They're not bant

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    200 pack of condoms. Now that I'm married that would be a life-time supply.

    Shoulda told the guy he had to go wash his feet off first before touching your carpet, then just took off.
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    Ouch... the good ol ball n chain :nonono:
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    prolly could have got some dome:rlaugh:

    thats crazy i would have got the hell out of there
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    I hate that, there are bums all over the city where I work, always in the same spots too, asking for money. Some have better clothes then I do, like polo, guess jeans, etc wtf. :nonono: One of the well-to-do bums always sits outside my bank, what a fuggin hassle.
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    Can you say "Road Head". A 200 pack of condoms, are you planning on a multiple hooker gang bang? :rlaugh: More power to you, just watch out for those skezze hobos.
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    i wish my 711 sold 200 packs
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