My guess: (In an Ace Ventura voice) "LA-WHO-WHO-WHO-za-HEEEERRR!!!"" or "Come on Hil, join my team! You know what they say, 'once you go Ba-rack, you never go back!'"
"Hey, Hillary. Could you do me a favor and ask Bill what he always used to clean body fluids off the Oval Office desk? I don't want to ruin the finish when I start using it for ... y'know ... meetings."