Widdle Wabbit

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  1. 65stanger

    65stanger big blue fuzzy closet monster Founding Member

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    Widdle Wabbit

    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

    As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

    She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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    StangDreamin' Founding Member

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    I just read your post and laughed out loud. My daughter Jessie (1/2's little sister) wanted to know what was so funny. You've gotta know. Jessie lives for her bunnies. So with much trepidation, I read her your joke.



















    She laughed!
  3. 65stanger

    65stanger big blue fuzzy closet monster Founding Member

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    ya gotta do the voices, Elmer works quite well for the shopkeeper!:D

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