You know you are...

Discussion in '1996 - 2004 SN95 Mustang -General/Talk-' started by tag4car, Mar 9, 2009.


  1. tag4car

    tag4car Member

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    You might be a mustang PERSON if........
    1) Your goal in modification is to beat a stock LS1 F-body.
    2) Your first mod is flowmasters
    3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
    4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"

    5) Your answer to squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
    6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
    *7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
    8) You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
    9) You look in the rear view every time you notice Mustang headlights.
    10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
    11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
    12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the differences between a 5.0 and a 4.6

    13) Your windows squeak
    14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
    15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn around at least twice to admire your car.
    16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
    17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you need it.
    18) The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/C
    19) You know what T/C stands for
    20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/C

    21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
    22) You know what PI stands for.
    23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
    24) You laugh histaricaly at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.

    25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
    26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
    27) You get ****ed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
    28) You put your other cars outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
    29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the drag strip.
    30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttle body. (full manifold and up)
    30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6) (already have one!)
    31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible)
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    32) You already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow for casted for the rush hour.
    33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
    34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best after market)
    35) You know where the real cup holder is (5.0 guys)
    35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
    36) You change your exhaust setup more often than u change your hairstyle.
    37) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
    38) You can change your spark plugs in 15 min... all 8 (5.0 guys)
    39) Your car is looked down on by older people if it doesn't have a 5.0
    40) Your car leans to one side
    41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door (5.0 guys)
    42) Your air silencer is home to some mouse in the corner of your garage

    43) Your car has 200,000+ miles and still spanks others
    44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing your car at anything above 2k rpm.
    45) You set off alarms.
    46) You remember people by what they did to their car.
    47) You've gotten used to the "drone"
    48) You occasionally brag about how many stock things u still have on your car.
    49) You know what the porno interior is (5.0 guys)

    50) You can tell when other drivers hide their jealousy with anger when you beat them, because they are used to beating Mustangs.
    51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want your car dinged.
    52) Your car is always up on jack stands to make it faster, not because it broke (cough DSM owners)
    53) You spend two hours a night on Mustang sites
    54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for fog lights or the rear for dual exhaust
    55) You've ever been flagged down in a parking lot by a total stranger and then spent the next 30 minutes shooting the breeze about the merits of the Foxbody vs. the SN95.

    56) On long trips with your buddies, you still take two cars because no one will sit in the back seat.
    57) You have the church van or school bus driving beside you telling you to punch it.
    58) You have a parts pile in your room waiting for install.
    59) When you come home late at night, you put it into neutral halfway.
    60) You know what people are talking about when they say 4v.
    61) You have to explain why modular cobras are called a Quad-cam.

    62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by
    63) You always do heel and toe down shifting.
    64) You know ford transmissions are junk, But continue to modify anyways.
    65) You know that 5th gear ( 5.0 guys ) cannot go past 145
    66) You feel the body twist when launching hard ( 5.0 )
    67) You can always win a argument about best bang for the buck.
    68) You cannot roll on Turbine wheels
    69) You are always upgrading something.
    70) You know the 5.0 with the airbag didn't come with tilt wheel
    71) you get off at doing burnouts.
    72) You spend 4 hours cleaning and detailing it
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  2. 02nightmaregt

    02nightmaregt To hell with your Mustang, I want to see your HOG!

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    Holy chit, i am definatley a Mustang guy. I think about 90-95% of those apply. Nice dude, this thread is gonna be EIPC!
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  3. evil281

    evil281 New Member

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    lol for me its 54, 53 and 72 all the way lol
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  4. ErikTheBeast

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    Yep , I identify with most everything on that list.:nice:
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  5. Silverstang02GT

    Silverstang02GT New Member

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    yep most of those fit me.


    Oh and I turned my T/C off with my tuner
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  6. 4.6andSlicks

    4.6andSlicks New Member

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    ...and I thought I was the only one with the CJ Pony Parts catolog in the bathroom.
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  7. BlownStangGT

    BlownStangGT REPEAT Founding Member

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    I remember when this was posted on the 5.0 section and I think I am like 95% of the list LOL :rlaugh:
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  8. jlds91389

    jlds91389 New Member

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    this is great.. almost all those apply to me number 52 cuz i have a turbo dsm lol.
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  9. Killa

    Killa Active Member

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    OMFG all those bold sentence is 98% me lol. and some more lol :lol: BTW how do they come up with all these thing ?
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  10. LaserSVT

    LaserSVT Founding Member

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    I am 98% of that list :rlaugh:
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  11. 5.0Torx

    5.0Torx Active Member

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    isnt this roast? I definitely remember that same list being up here at some point...

    anyways, those all apply, except for the LS1 comment...
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  12. jprovence

    jprovence New Member

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    My wife hates #53.
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  13. CobraRed_96_GT

    CobraRed_96_GT Active Member

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    Definitly a roast, but a good one.
    "58) You have a parts pile in your room waiting for install."
    you have no idea...
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  14. mazen189

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    haha this is hilarious, number 20 is prolly the most memorable, and 31 is day n night for me.
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  15. GettinThere

    GettinThere Member

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    Try NOT to do #54... :D
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  16. sneaky98gt

    sneaky98gt Mustang Master

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    35 is there twice :D

    The only ones that don't apply to me are:

    18,19,20 b/c I don't have T/C.
    31 b/c I'm under 21
    35....yet
    38, 49, and 65 b/c I don't have a 5.0. And besides, the number 1?, or maybe 4? spark plug on the 4.6 is a real PITA if you don't take off the throttle body/plenum

    17, 53, 72 really hit the nail on the head
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  17. SaleenGT2001

    SaleenGT2001 Well-Known Member

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    most of those actually dont apply to me.........i must be getting old. 8 years ago i would have agreed with most of them
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  18. SteedaGT9150

    SteedaGT9150 Advanced Member

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    i have two of them next to the throne :nice:
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  19. Stangdriver13

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    #73 Your friend calls you up to see if you're there to pick them up when you are still 4 blocks away.
    #74 You know there is only one TRUE cup holder in a 99-00 cars with a 5 sp.
    #75 Your car has more of a monthly "allowance" that your girlfriend/wife.
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  20. crazystang25

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    same here, cept i modify to beat modded LSX cars.
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