You might be a stangnet member if... 1. Everytime pass someone on a two lane road, and slam every gear and by the time you actually pass the person you are doing well over 100mph. 2. You get pulled over for a cop and he hands you the ticket, and you ask "is my 60ft time on here?" 3. You see a construction zone and you weave in and out of the road cones like it is a slalom. 4. Your spare tire consisted of a 15x10 weld wheel with drag radials. 5. Your kids car seat is a sparco with a 12 point harness. 6. You put a hooker header on your 5.5hp briggs lawnmower. 7. You pull out of your drive way and try to match the black marks you left the day before. 8. When you go to the store for milk and insist that you have to make it there in 12.82 seconds. 9. Your trying to figure out how to rig your leaf blower up to your wifes cavilier to add a little more horsepower. 10. Your riding lawmower will do 8.34 seconds in the 1/8 mile.