You might be driving an '05 Roush if....

Discussion in '2005 - 2009 Specific Tech' started by uglyII, Sep 1, 2004.


  1. uglyII

    uglyII New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2003
    Messages:
    89
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Thought we could adapt Jeff Foxworthy's classic line to let out some of the dissappiontment over the Roush Mustang. Here's a few to get it started:

    You might be driving an '05 Roush if...

    -Teenagers say "hey man, does that thing have a v-tec?"

    -Your front valence comes with 10 cub. feet of cargo space.

    -Your hoodscoop flies off when the adhesive fails on a hot summer day.

    Keep it going...
  2. Camshaft78

    Camshaft78 New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2004
    Messages:
    144
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    You've considered "ridin' spinnazzz."

    Three small children and your neighbor's pet chihuahua have been sucked into your front air dam.
  3. Lipid_Sama

    Lipid_Sama New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2004
    Messages:
    57
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    If you pull up to a red light, and the guy who pulls up next to you says "where the F**K did you get that Ugly Pieace of Motha F**Ken Dog S**t".. than drives away with a smile on his face.
  4. tkustron

    tkustron New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2004
    Messages:
    163
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    if ur retarded
  5. Solid HoRNZ

    Solid HoRNZ New Member

    Joined:
    May 12, 2004
    Messages:
    140
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Hope the real production gonna look at least a liiittle better then that god damn crapy photoshop :nonono: . I don't know who the **** did that photoshop, but where ever you are boy .... U SUCK PUNK !! :chair:
  6. frankswildyears

    frankswildyears New Member

    Joined:
    May 21, 2004
    Messages:
    42
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    if you leave it for a week parked with the keys in it, in the worst neighborhood, in the worst city and only the "ford mail" air freshener is missing.
  7. Power4

    Power4 Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2004
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    16
    if you consider the ford edsel a good looking car.
  8. super302

    super302 I'd do anything for free Bapples

    Joined:
    May 29, 2004
    Messages:
    2,910
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    0
    "if you've got good taste"....just kidding :D
  9. Mossberg

    Mossberg Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2003
    Messages:
    1,217
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    .....If you're a ricer at heart but trapped in a V8 world
  10. uglyII

    uglyII New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2003
    Messages:
    89
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    -You make Richard Petty's superbird look tasteful by comparison.

    -Your wallet is lighter, and your car is heavier and slower.
  11. Master Freeze05

    Master Freeze05 New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2004
    Messages:
    19
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    -if you have to buy 2x4's to pluck the bugs from your cars teeth!
  12. cleveland_c4

    cleveland_c4 New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2002
    Messages:
    384
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    I dont really think it's all that bad looking overall, there are some good aspects but that doesnt mean I'd buy one. Im hoping to pickup a 2005 premium GT and add some classic inspired body accents like the "duck tail", ram air hood scoop and maybe some rear window louvers. I miss my old 69 sportsroof, can you tell?
  13. oilypushrod

    oilypushrod New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2004
    Messages:
    65
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    the body panels begin falling apart
  14. szer0

    szer0 New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2003
    Messages:
    365
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    :rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh:

Share This Page